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A different take on the forming of Konoha when people are not aware of Uchiha Madara's greatest secret that should have really been too obvious. Hashirama's an idiot, Toka and Mito are disbelieving, the world is completely unprepared, Izuna is amused and Tobirama is lovestruck.
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Bookmarked by hakir34
24 Mar 2026
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“This isn’t ‘presentable’,” Obito cringes, “you’ve dolled me up like we’re going to a honeypot. The one with the moral compensation pay.”
“Aaand we are,” Anko says, satisfied, finally leaning away and admiring her work. “Honeypot to get us laid!”
“I’d like to get laid with someone who doesn’t think I’m a whore,” Obito whines, almost managing to cover his face with his hands, stopping at the last moment when Anko hisses and bats his hands away.
“You look like a high-grade whore,” Anko smiles all-sweetly. “Put on those heels, loser. One of us is getting pussy tonight.”Bookmarked by hakir34
20 Mar 2026
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i'd be home with you by RrenKyle
Fandom Naruto (Anime & Manga), Star Wars - All Media Types, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
25 Mar 2026
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Obito and Kakashi's destinies intertwined forever in the darkness of a cave, crushed beneath stone.
The Pure Lands will never have them, but they will always have each other.
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Bookmarked by hakir34
20 Mar 2026
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The war was over. They were the last ones left.
But Naruto had a plan.
Sakura and Sasuke should’ve known better than to follow it blindly.
Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya’s unfinished business would remain that way. They’d pay for taking sensei away.
Of course it would’ve been far easier if Naruto hadn’t decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.
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- Part 1 of Team 7 Shenanigans
- Part 1 of Adventures of the Red-Haired Menaces
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Bookmarked by hakir34
11 Mar 2026
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"The woman’s lived with the clan longer than Madara’s been alive. When he’s born, she’s the one who oversees his delivery, though she wasn’t trusted enough to participate herself. When he’s three years old and skins his knee, she’s the one who kneels in the mud, uncaring of the state of her kimono, and heals him.
When his brother Izuna is born, she stands in the corner and oversees it. When the process is over and Mother is resting, Madara asks Father why she didn’t help."
(In which Sakura strives to break the Curse of Hatred through sheer kindness - and it works)
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Bookmarked by hakir34
11 Mar 2026