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    “Maybe you can catch it next time,” Jane says, putting the wrench down, and Darcy blows her hair out of her eyes with a sigh.

    “Maybe I’m gonna be cranky all heat long,” she grumbles.

    “Aren’t heats a little distracting for that?” Jane says, giving her a puzzled look. Darcy gives her a dubious one in return.

    “Jane,” she says. “Ian’s back at Culver and the only other unbonded people around are all scientists with jobs to do or Avengers with Avenging to do. Who the hell is gonna be distracting me?”

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    Most people wouldn't assume Peter likes baseball. There are a lot of stereotypes that come with being a bisexual man in fashion, and one of them is that he must hate sports and typical 'manly' things. Such blind assumptions and gender roles are, of course, ridiculous, but he's not above using them to sneak off when his PR team gets a little too gung ho on his speaking events.

    He's wanted at various fashion schools and charity events, and he has the Project Runway team pestering him to guest judge again, as if he doesn't have his hands full with running Hale Fashion. It's taken years of hard work and maybe a little bit of blackmail, but he's the head of his own company, and he thinks he deserves an afternoon off.

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    Peter, rich and famous fashion mogul, accidentally spills his beer on Stiles at a baseball game. Stiles has no clue who he is. That makes their first date so much better.

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    10 Aug 2021

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    Geralt is not making a nest. Jaskier has noticed this. Geralt is in fact drinking a rather foul-smelling potion that sours the sweetness of his scent and muffles its otherwise obvious meaning.

    “Does that stop heat?” Jaskier asks curiously, absentmindedly tuning his lute as he speaks. He hadn’t thought anything could, but, well . . . witchers and their potions.

    “No,” Geralt says darkly.

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    01 Feb 2020

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    Name: Shim Changmin.
    Age: 31.
    Occupation: Bread Enthusiast.
    Bachelor Biography: Holy fucking shit what the fuck did I just sign up for.

    In which Shim Changmin and Jung Yunho are both contestants on a season of The Bachelorette: South Korea.

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    18 Jan 2020

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    So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing.

    It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop.

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    15 Jun 2019