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- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (1)
- The Hobbit - All Media Types (1)
- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (1)
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Five weeks of abstinence, four failed appointments, and a frantic sprint to the clinic, and he was finally in the room. He had the sample cup and the magazines and instructions to "take his time, catch his breath, no rush". But the nice clinic nurse didn't have Connor and Kameron counting on him, waiting anxiously on his sperm. And with his luck getting to this point, he probably didn't have long before something went wrong. There was absolutely a rush.
And he couldn't. Get. Hard.
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I woke up from a nap with a slightly unhinged idea. Basically, Eddie rubbing it in Tommy's face that he "won" in the competition for Buck....by sending him a video of himself fucking Buck.
*This doesn't contain any Tommy Kinard bashing. It does contain sending him explicit content without consent. Which isn't cool, irl. But neither is swapping your booted tire for a spare. -
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(So far just a letter from Bilbo to Thorin for a larger story idea I had.)
Children. He had children. A son and a daughter. A son alone was a gift, but a daughter was nothing short of a blessing. Especially after a lifetime of thinking he would never have either. He was certain he wouldn't, after so many years alone and unsettled. Even more so after realizing the true nature of his feelings for Bilbo. They were both male, after all. In the unlikely event Bilbo returned his affections, they would never be able to have children. Or so he thought. Who knew the old rumors about Hobbits growing on the vine like pumpkins would prove to be true!
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"I must not tell lies."
Fifteen years of not feeling anything from his soulmate, of never even knowing if he had one, and the first sign he got was those words carving themselves into the back of his hands. Every night for a week, like a small knife was being use to write on his flesh. And just like with the paper cut on Blaise's thumb, there was no blood. Only the cut and pain.
NO WHERE NEAR FINISHED. JUST FRAGMENTS THAT I'M SLOWLY WORKING ON.
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What could have been if Buck had just gone to talk to Eddie after he left Bobby and Athena in episode four.
Eddie and Buck aren't dating and they don't start dating in this, but it would make a fine prelude to a relationship. Warning: I haven't seen every episode of 9-1-1 and I'm not 100% on the characterizations here, but I did my best.
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Dean and Cas, a long stretch of highway, and 36 questions empirically designed to make two people fall in love.
As if they weren't already.
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18 Sep 2025
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Cas comes back. It's not exactly the reunion that Dean is expecting.
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Dean stares at him, flummoxed. Cas quite literally poured his heart out to Dean, gave a truly sappy and distressingly romantic speech and everything, then proceeded to give his life so that Dean could live his. And he wants to act like he doesn't want to see Dean, be around him, touch him?
Actually, Dean's ninety-nine percent sure that Cas probably wants to fuck him, and while he has no clue how he feels about that, he's pretty goddamn sure that means Cas doesn't get to act like this and make it authentic.
It feels strangely real, though, as if Cas wants nothing more than to get as far away from him as possible. This is a blatant contradiction. Even someone as weird as Cas doesn't want to get away from the person they have the desire to fuck five ways to Sunday, that they're in love with. That's not how these things work, so Dean isn't buying it.
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- Part 1 of Cursed Metaphors
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11 Aug 2025
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Castiel doesn’t know how he got from the Empty to the floor of a barn. The last thing he remembers is saying his confession before falling with Dean onto the hay. And Dean has been different since his rescue, has thrown out all boundaries he’d ever said were customary. Humans always manage to surprise Castiel. Dean surprises him most of all.
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10 Aug 2025
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His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter works
- Part 11 of Astolat Sampler
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12 Apr 2025
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Whatever their actual biology, every member of Gang Hod carries himself like an alpha.
Khai is an alpha, Bone a beta, Two an alpha, and Third…
Third can trick everyone into thinking he’s a beta, maybe even an alpha, but every once in a while Khai gets this urge to protect Third that he can’t really explain until he’s over at Third’s and sees the suppressants in the cabinet.
Good. His friend should take care.
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21 Mar 2024