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i don’t care that you’re a stoner (fall right into me) by saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
25 Apr 2025
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“Agatha.” Rio grasps Agatha’s shoulder. Agatha spins around, motioning with grabby hands for the merch Rio had bought her. “Agatha, I literally ran into Chappell Roan in the bathroom.”
Agatha laughs so hard while putting her CD in her knapsack she does her signature snort. Rio’s heart flutters at that. “Be serious. We’re both high. You didn’t see shit.”
“I’m serious!”
_____OR, Two best friends share a joint and go to a concert together. Could something homoerotic happen? (Yes, yes it could. And it does.)
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11 May 2025
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Rio’s face was already warm and sweaty from working in the early spring sun, but now her face is heated for another reason. She tries to turn away, pretend like she never saw anything, but before her mind can battle against her body and rip her eyes from this fucking bombshell, blue eyes glance her way and catch her in the act.
“Hey!” It’s at this that Rio notices that not only is this woman prancing around in her underwear near open windows, but the window is a little cracked, making Rio able to hear this woman crystal clearly. “What do you think you’re—”
Rio’s mouth opens to say something, anything— working really hard to not look like a fish out of water— but her wheelbarrow hits a stray rock in Lilia’s yard and she falls headfirst into the pile of literal dirt.
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OR, Rio is only trying to do a favor for her godmother; the last thing she needs is one of her godmother’s eccentric neighbors parading around in her underwear. Especially when said neighbor is extremely hot.
based on the comic by evgar_ on twitter!
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06 May 2025
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Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.
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First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)
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27 Apr 2025