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Harry gets hit by a killing curse and instead of dying travels to a different reality where he is the bratty husband of the Minister of Magic Tom Riddle. Harry realizes that his husband actually hates him and can barely tolerate his scandalous and petty behaviour and married him only for political connections with the Potter family. That's all good since he doesn't like Riddle either. Tom, on the other hand, is confused by his pureblood husband's new and strange behaviour.
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uchiha obito's tips and tricks on how to pretend to be an alpha by RK7200
Fandoms: Naruto
24 Jun 2024
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Uchiha Madara is an alpha.
Uchiha Obito is an omega.
This causes problems.
or: Tobi, for all intents and purposes, is just an alpha with a few quirks. Terribly omegan quirks. Quirks that may or may not cause him to do a collect-a-thon on every remotely interesting shinobi that he sees.
This, inevitably, blows up in Zetsu's face.
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30 Jan 2026
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at least you'll learn (to be okay) by Chill_with_Penguins
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor: The Dark World - Fandom
25 Nov 2020
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"Help," Loki says, his voice completely flat, "I've fallen and I can't get up."
"Did you just," Stark begins, staring over at him with some sort of horror. He's standing in the kitchen, cradling what appears to be a gallon of coffee close to his chest as if to protect it from Loki's villainy. "No! No, no, no! You aren't allowed to make jokes that I would make! You're evil! Be silent and brooding!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, is my existence bothering you?"
"Yes," Stark says, "there are actually few things right now that bother me as much as you do."
OR: in between the "puny god" scene and his sentencing on Asgard, Loki gets caught in a time loop. He'd his refund now, please.
(Odin is a shitty parent, the Avengers are confused, Loki is just trying not to go even more insane than he already is, and the author is starting to wonder why she has so much dialogue from these movies memorized.)
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06 Jan 2026
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promises kept by gabstar
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Oct 2024
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after barely surviving the war, katsuki swears to do right by izuku. no matter what it takes.
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01 Jan 2026
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accidental relationship acquisition by return_to_the_ocean
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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A few years after the war, Naruto finds himself in a bind: his friends are all pairing off, and this somehow means he should have someone special too. Sakura seems to think she has the perfect person in mind, and no matter what Naruto says, he can’t convince her he isn’t interested.
At least there’s one person who isn’t weirdly invested in his nonexistent love life—Kakashi-sensei, for all that Naruto is convinced he’s a closet romantic because of his Icha Icha obsession, couldn’t care less who anyone dates. He probably finds the idea of his goofball student being romantically involved with anyone in the first place completely laughable.
His sensei is totally uninterested in the idea of Naruto and romance, and Naruto is confident he can count on that.
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31 Dec 2025