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Jimbo has a big fat crush on Ned.
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"What’s going on, Len?" Carl asks as he approaches.
Lenny doesn't open his eyes. His voice is a strained, dry rasp. "My dick just exploded." (Oct.)Series
- Part 113 of "The Simpsons" in Real Life
- Part 24 of FEBRU-EERIE
- Part 7 of A-N-X-I-O-U-S
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04 Feb 2026
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The Real Himbos of Smashtopia by DevilBrew
Fandoms: Super Smash Brothers, Metal Gear (Video Games), Pocket Monsters: Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire | Pokemon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
24 Dec 2025
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Solis Snake decides to enjoy a day at the beach after sneaking away from Ganondorf. There, he runs into Archie and Matt who are his biggest fans. Himbo hijinks ensue.
Takes place in the same setting as my greatest booty of Smashtopia story.
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02 Feb 2026
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“Why did you come here?”
Suddenly, it was Smithers who fell silent, shocked at Moe’s sudden composure. Smithers couldn’t answer, but soon regained his calmness and returned to sipping his drink. Moe continued.
“You coulda gone to any other bar in Springfield- in fact, any other bar woulda been much nicer than here- but ya didn’t. Why, Waylon? Why come back to me?”
“I could ask you the same thing. Why didn’t you go home tonight, Szyslak?”-
(a smoe fanfic based- of course- after the events of 'Flaming Moe')
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" Sure the chase can be exciting, but Waylon- "
He looked up at Marge, their eyes meeting.
" Are you happy with your life? "
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Waylon confides in a friend about a fork in the road he's finally realized.Bookmarked by hazyhex
27 Jan 2026