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1-800-hot-n-fun by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Mar 2025
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“I’m just saying,” Satoru says, like what he’s just said didn’t completely open Suguru’s skull and smash his brain like berries, “now please, sir, might I smoke some of your marijuana.”
“No.” Suguru says automatically, moving his vape away from Satoru’s searching hands. “Also stop fucking talking like that.”
“My man, let me hit that.” Satoru tries, reaching for the pen and tumbling forward. He’s off balance because he’s been drinking– barely but still– which is why he’s not allowed to hit Suguru’s vape. He lands solidly on Suguru’s chest, laughs, and then tilts his face up toward Suguru with a pout. “Suguru,” he whines.
“You’re a menace.” Suguru tells Satoru, pinching his cheek. “Especially when your dumbass is cross faded. Last time you spent three hours crying on my bed because you thought the world was spinning wrong and you were worried about marine life and coastal ecological impacts via the Coriolis effect.”
“Whale fall.” Satoru says suddenly, sounding mournful, and then he puts his head back on Suguru’s chest and bursts into tears.
Suguru pats Satoru’s head soothingly. He does feel vaguely frantic that Satoru is crying, but–
“You would subscribe to my OnlyFans?” He asks.
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“Our rooms aren’t far,” Levi says breathlessly, wanting to give Erwin what he wants but wanting to protect him at the same time. “If we get caught, it’s all a fucking wash. You’ve worked too hard.”
Erwin rubs at Levi’s gums with his thumb, pressing on the edge of his teeth hard enough that Levi has to resist with his jaw. He contemplates something while MPs and lords converse on the other side of the wall. Eventually, as Erwin is wont to do, he demands attention back with the sound of his voice, and Levi is helpless to his call.
“If it weren’t for you, this room wouldn’t be here.” Levi feels hot under the praise. “How many titans have you killed, Levi, for me to be able to fuck you in the heart of Mitras?”
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Eruri takes on a senate hearing room scandal of their own.
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"You're so fucking gorgeous.." Taehyung whispers against the ink, pressing another kiss to where the design winds toward Jungkook's chest. "I can't believe you're mine now."
"I've always been yours. You just didn't take me."
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"I want to fuck." Angel Devil said while waiting for the valet.
And Aki Hayakawa took that personally.AkiAngel are not out of touch or out of time when they have sex in nasty run-down hotels in the bowels of Tokyo. Probably the most vaguely pseudo pretentious, wannabe poetic pornographic one shot you'll ever lay eyes on.
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Born to a family of swindlers, Miya Atsumu spends his days picking pockets, conning nobles, and lifting precious gems. But after a series of his mistakes cost the family good money, he finds himself eager to prove he's still worth his seat at the table.
Opportunity strikes when his father returns from the Sakusa estate with a scheme to steal their fortune from right under their noses, a scheme that requires Atsumu's charm and expertise at its head.
The job should be simple: befriend Sakusa Kiyoomi, take his key to the safe, and steal the jewels within.
But Sakusa's not what Atsumu expects, and the closer they get, the harder it becomes to follow through with the plan.