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A love story, told by a series of men's underwear.
(Why is finding your underwear after sex always the most difficult thing?)
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The Strawhats get high together, and Zoro overdoes it and becomes paranoid about spirals.
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Everyone knows that time stands still in airports. Unfortunately for Sanji, this meant lots of time away from his dear friend nicotine, and too much time grousing about terrible, overpriced food options. Good thing he found something, or rather someone, to distract him.
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Pokemon Go AU, but only in the beginning so no prior knowledge needed. I just wanted them being trashy Pokemon Go rivals and then I wrote a whole dumb cliche-ridden story. Basically they're in college and Zoro is stupid.
Feat. brief appearances of some of the other strawhats.
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In the beginning, it was no secret to the crew that Sanji had trouble sleeping. His hammock was the last to fill and the first to empty out in the morning. But eventually, he began to sleep more easily. At around the same time, Zoro noticed something strange going on with his clothes. Namely, that they all kept disappearing. What was going on, and why did Usopp look so guilty?
Shoujo-y plot, so kinda OOC at times
Sometime pre-water 7I don't own these characters or world, they clearly own me.
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"Objectively speaking, Sanji’s wedding day is not the worst thing to ever happen to him – there are far too many contenders for that title, but the day of his mother’s death is probably the one topping the chart – but it is on the list somewhere. And not at the bottom, at that."
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Sanji thinks he's marrying the Demon of the East, the Pirate Hunter, a member of the Worst Generation and a cruel pirate, all for his bastard of a father's benefit.
Meanwhile, Zoro is marrying the hot guy he saw once as a picture in Red-Foot Zeff's restaurant. Also, they offered him booze.- Language:
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28 Dec 2025
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a fever you can't sweat out by tinyteacups
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
27 Dec 2025
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There were certain facts about the crew that were never directly stated, but acknowledged by all nonetheless. Little truths that included not trusting 97% of the words coming from Usopp’s mouth or protecting Chopper at all costs—sentiments that didn’t need discussion or debate, they were just fact.
Zoro had always assumed that Sanji being an omega was one of them.
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Zoro is the only one who manages to realize Sanji is an omega, somehow. Zoro is the only one who fails to realize he’s courting Sanji, somehow.
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27 Dec 2025
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You will hear them until you die. You will be unable to function, unable to survive. I win.
Sanji gets cursed to hear thoughts by a devil's fruit user.Bookmarked by hemlockchan
17 Dec 2025
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“You’re not—” He pauses for a moment. “You’re not looking at me. Zoro. Can you…”
Oh. Shit.
“I can’t see.” Now that he’s noticed, it’s very obvious.
Zoro loses his eyesight to a devil fruit user. He thinks it's all right. Sanji, for some reason, doesn't.
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15 Dec 2025
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Nami’s pen is missing, and there’s only one suspect.
But—on her mission to find where Zoro stashed her pen, she finds something else instead.Bookmarked by hemlockchan
12 Dec 2025