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    Because words were magic, because they only would come out when they had the right feel and sound, he couldn’t say simple things like: Dad, leave Harry alone for once or Hey, Amy, do you fancy coming out to dinner with me?

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    02 Feb 2026

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    “John, you’re talking to a dead girl on Christmas Eve in the middle of the Golden Jubilee Bridge. When I say, ‘perk of the job,’ the definition is vast.” She opens her hands in front of her and gives a tiny bow. “Congratulations, it’s December the 24th, 2016 and you, John Hamish Watson, have never been born.”

    Or, the It's a Wonderful Life AU no one asked for.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Sherlock thinks everyone would be better off if he had never existed, including and especially himself. When he finds himself in a world in which his wish has been granted, he begins to think perhaps even he could be wrong – but it takes an unlikely chaperone to make him not only observe, but understand.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    In which Sherlock experiments, John misinterprets, and everyone else stands back and waits for the light to turn on.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Sherlock thrust his phone into John's jaw and growled, "You talk to her."

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    02 Feb 2026