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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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31 Dec 2025
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Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.
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- Part 1 of Nite's Fairy Tales
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- English
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- 45,200
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- 12/12
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- 1,364
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01 Aug 2025
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everybody thought you were so insane by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Dec 2024
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PHYSICS 101
Rating: 2.0 | Would take again: No | Grade: B+
Unless you want to spend the semester learning about Professor Wei’s highly specific feud with another professor that I still don’t understand the origin of, take a different professor!
PHYSICS 263
Rating: 2.5 | Would take again: No | Grade: C
If you take this class, hope and pray that Wei Wuxian never stops by during lecture. He came in once just to ask Professor Lan if he’d removed the stick up his ass yet, and as soon as he left Prof Lan gave us all a pop quiz. EVIL.
OR: a tale told through rate my professors posts
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12 May 2025
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White Orchid by Kieron_ODuibhir, orphan_account
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
03 Apr 2022
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Emperor Palpatine dies unexpectedly a year before the Death Star would be deemed operational. His heir apparent, Darth Vader, startles the galaxy by passing up the throne, and then passing it on to the newly-elected Senator of Alderaan, Leia Organa, after the Force leads him to directly to her. The new Empress inherits a terrorized galaxy, a broken Empire to tear down from the inside, and the weirdest second-in-command anyone can imagine.
Or, Vader accidentally hands the galaxy to his rebel daughter, Bail Organa panics professionally, Leia attempts not to get assassinated, and Palpatine rolls in his grave.
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07 Mar 2025
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Of Queens, Knights, and Pawns by chancecraz
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
30 Dec 2021
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20 Feb 2025
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Don't Look Back by acuteneurosis
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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20 Feb 2025
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“You are the most irritating, obnoxious man I have ever met,” is all Gepard manages to say.
His head is pounding. He doesn’t have it in him to lecture Sampo or argue with him further. He just blurts out the words, realizing as they leave him they are the absolute truth. Sampo irritates him, annoys him, frustrates him, baffles him. He should stop letting him take any space at all in his mind.
Yet here he is. Taunting him. Forcing Gepard to face him and every despicable thing he stands for. Forcing his way into his mind, his vision, making Gepard stare him down.
And Sampo simply smiles ear to ear. “Thank you,” he says.
Gepard steps closer to the cell door. “It wasn’t a compliment.”
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In Which Sampo is persistent in his pursuit of Gepard, while Gepard simply has no clue how to deal with him.
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05 Jan 2025
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your persuasions by phnelt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Jul 2020
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Wei Ying had been saying something. “I didn’t even like him! It’s just --”
“His dick was so big, yes, you’ve said. Several times.” Lan Zhan’s voice was a little strained, probably because he was holding him up while they waited for the elevator in Wei Ying’s building.
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- English
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30 Oct 2024
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Running With The Wolves by ChromeMist for Lapis_Paladin
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
19 Jul 2020
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Keith wanted just one more hit, one more high of having someone spoil him and shower him with money. One more, then he'd graduate college and get a real job.
He never counted on falling in love.
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- 25,227
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- 4/4
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03 Oct 2023
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Zuko is courting Katara, and with every passing day finds new and insane ways of showing that he would quite literally move the spirit world and earth to make her happy.
In hindsight, it probably would've been better if Sokka had realised he was in love with Zuko at literally any time before this. Or preferably, never fallen for his best friend in the first place.
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- 4/4
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14 Dec 2020
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Performance Appraisal by kuumpiim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2020
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Mobei Jun may be a powerful demon lord, second-in-command only to his OP son, but why was he constantly finding himself dangerous scenarios? Why does a lowly peak lord have to be the one to keep bailing him out of trouble?! Please give this servant a break, my king!
Or, all the times Shang Qinghua was promoted in Mobei Jun’s service.
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- 8/8
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04 Sep 2020
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Courting of the Consort by lanbanli
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2020
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"Wait, was he technically being proposed to twice in one day? And worst of all this guy was kinda, sorta doing a better job at it. In some people’s opinion, were you to ask, he thought. Probably."
Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun's relationship is ready to move onto the next stage, but suddenly someone new appears with an offer of his own.
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- 8/8
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03 Jul 2020
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temperance by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2020
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It's been a while since Shang Qinghua has been able to properly touch his husband.
“We can finish this later, my king,” Shang Qinghua says in a rushed whisper. He steps out of Mobei Jun’s grasp and starts to pet down his hair. Not that Mobei Jun could ever look unpresentable, but the action makes Shang Qinghua feel useful.“I will hold you to it,” Mobei Jun says, a tinge of annoyance in his voice. Shang Qinghua is about to retort, but the voices have grown even closer, so he focuses instead on making sure they both don’t look like they were making out a minute ago.
His lips still tingle with the intensity of their kiss, but Shang Qinghua puts it to the back of his mind. He’ll get a chance again later, to quell whatever excitement Mobei Jun had stirred within him.
(It turns out that later is a lot further away than Shang Qinghua anticipates.)
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28 Feb 2020
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Shang Qinghua's No Good Very Bad Several Iterations Of A Day (never eat an orange on the wrong holiday) by Asymptotical for tuesday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2019
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It was impossible for anyone to remember every little quirk of this setting. There were too many. Also, Shang Qinghua had come up with some of them on a whim while fueled by nothing but caffeine and noodles.
It wasn't his fault for not remembering why oranges were never served on fruit festival day.
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- Part 6 of Fandom: Scum Villain's Self Saving System
- Part 6 of Media: CNovels
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07 Jan 2020
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lean into the uncertainty of the sea by thrallax
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2019
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Everyone knows that mer creatures aren't real - they're just the tales of addled sailors, meant to come up with reasons to explain the strange things they see on the sea. Shen Qingqiu isn't superstitious and he isn't an idiot.
Why would he believe in something he'd never seen before? He has a nice life, teaching children and bothering his best friend, dealing with the impossible Liu Qingge. He doesn't need stories to make things more exciting.
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09 Dec 2019
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Saionji is given the chance to return to Ohtori after his expulsion. Except that almost no-one remembers him, and everything is changed - he himself most of all.
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- Part 2 of Ever After
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07 Mar 2019
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An AU where Kurogane is (mostly) the son of a small-town baker and Fai is... not. Also featuring wizards, raisin muffins, curses, an abandoned house, and a series of terrible mistakes.
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25 Dec 2018
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Freeport colony: a notorious den of pirates, smugglers and thieves. Wufei persuades one of its denizens, his one-time ally Duo, to help him catch a killer hiding there. Agent Chang thinks he knows what to expect from this case, from Freeport and from Duo Maxwell. He couldn't be more wrong.
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29 Nov 2018
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Logistically Complicated by icarus_chained
Fandoms: Original Work, Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms
11 Dec 2016
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A tiny bit of a reverse Beauty & the Beast. The beautiful scholar prince of a conquered country is given in marriage to the monstrous warrior queen of their conquerors, in an effort to keep his family and his kingdom safe. It's possible that his new wife didn't expect him to be quite as pragmatic about it as he is, though. To be fair, his family didn't either.
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- 5/5
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- 545
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10 Nov 2018
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Apollo likes the familiar. After the roller coaster of the UR-1 retrial following Clay's death, a regular routine is so comfortable that it's practically addictive. It's hard to stave off the lingering sense of stagnation that begins to settle in as the months go on, though, and he supposes it had to be only a matter of time before old wounds opened again.
The attempted murder of a well-known editor has Apollo defending the author who is the only suspect, but the seemingly cut and dry case is not as simple as it seems. Meanwhile, his mind is racing, Trucy is hard at work preparing plans for her father's birthday party, Athena is ever the over-attentive psycho-analyst, and he and Klavier keep managing to wind up in close quarters.
It's hard to work a case with his emotions getting in the way, and even harder when everyone around him seems to be revisiting painful memories at the same time.
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- Part 1 of Opposing Counsel
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- English
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- 80,653
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- 21/21
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27 Aug 2018