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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    “Hey,” said Jazz, “what kinda instrument is that?”

    Jazz learns about beat boxing.

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    16 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 96

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    "In a post-war world, we're given the luxury of medical procedures that are not vital," Ratchet said. "By which I don't mean 'unnecessary', just 'not needed for survival'. It's a very nice change of pace."

    "So this will be a thing now? You'll do... cosmetic surgeries?"

    Ratchet shrugged a little. "In the end," he said, "a medic is a servant to the needs of others. My job is largely reactive. Ventral fuel line clogged? I can fix that for you. Hinges grinding? I fix it. Rust infection; I fix that too. Why not do this as well? It's just on you to tell me what you need."

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    It was never important enough. Before the war, it was unthinkable. Then, well, it was war.
    Now, Megatron realized nothing was really speaking against doing something he's always wanted to do.

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    16 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 67

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    Lightning forgets when exactly Doc is supposed to pick him up from his workout, and things get a little steamy when Doc decides to come in to check on his protégé.

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    13 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    On his side, the men are not lonely. On your side, there are empty holes in empty chests, empty glasses clutched tight so palms aren’t empty, too.

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    12 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    “You’ve never done this before,” Thundercracker said. “Have you?”

    Starscream’s optics darted away, his faceplates burning.

    “I have. I just—”

    “Starscream.” Thundercracker’s voice softened. “It’s not a crime to be inexperienced.”

    The cadet stiffened, refusing to meet their gaze.

    “… No. I haven’t.”

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    Starscream has a big mouth and an even bigger ego, but after crashing a simulator and insulting his superiors, Skywarp and Thundercracker realise he has to be taught a lesson.

    AKA: Thundercracker and Skywarp teach Starscream how to use his mouth for something other than talking back.

     

    Military-Academy AU where Experienced!TC and Experienced!Warp teach Starscream everything he needs to know about interfacing.

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    11 Mar 2026