objectlesson
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something about being a receptable for trash by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime & Manga), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
06 May 2026
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Satomi is about to take his cock in hand when his phone buzzes. He blinks blearily, glasses askew. With one finger still half-buried in the hot clutch of his ass he reaches blindly for the phone, opens up his text thread with Kyouji, and reads: dinner tonight? could go for some hot pot! followed by a sticker featuring a heart-eyed cat plucking a prawn directly from a bubbly hotpot bowl with an extended claw.
Satomi is so profoundly flooded with self-destructive rage upon bearing witness to this infernal duo of texts, he blacks out.
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another knife, another needle by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
24 Apr 2026
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"Stop looking at me like that," Satomi mumbles.
"Like what?" Kyouji asks evenly, because he very much needs to know how he is looking at Satomi right now. He's usually pretty in control of himself, perfectly locked up behind his mask of professional semi-indifference spritzed in vaguely paternal concern. But he thought Satomi died a minute ago. He's still pretty shaken up. The sick fuck is probably showing through, at least a little.
"Like you care about me," Satomi says.
Or, five times Satomi faints plus one time he...still faints, but it's different?
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Sirius fingerblasts Regulus under a blanket during the Potter's weekly telly night. That's it. That's the story.
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weeds by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
14 Apr 2026
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Satomi says that a lot— I won't do anything. He means kiss you, or touch you, or make some stupid childish mistake like wandering into Yakuza territory to give you a good luck charm. He also means embarrass himself, or cry. He means cross a line. It's cute because he doesn't get it— that you're not worried about him doing something to you. Not like you're worried you might do something to him.
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You didn't forget, even after you tried so hard to forget.
Series
- Part 6 of Teeth
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Shin Splints by objectlesson
Fandom カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
25 Feb 2026
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Teeth by deL3ted_d33r, objectlesson
Fandom Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies)
10 Apr 2026
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JackDaniels Daddykink Verse by objectlesson
Fandom Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate SG-1
11 Oct 2023
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JackDaniel's PissKink Verse by objectlesson
Fandom Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate SG-1
04 Oct 2023
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You can’t believe your luck. That you get to have this. This girl. Your little sister, who will pretend to be a corpse for you to fuck, is stuck with you for the rest of her days. You’ve opted into believing in the afterlife so she can be at your side even longer.
You’ll have to come up with new ways to defile her there, Rube Goldberg machine torture, infinite snuff loops. When you unstick your cunt from her forehead, you notice that her face is eerily sentimental, like she heard you thinking about being together forever.
Bookmarked by objectlesson
05 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
everything I know about MCR I absorbed via osmosis and against my will but this is easily the best thing I have read in awhile. thank god some other genius lesbian is out there using 2nd person like she deserves to be used.
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Equilibrium by MasterTi
Fandoms: Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic World Rebirth (2025), Jurassic World: Chaos Theory (Cartoon), Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (Cartoon)
03 Apr 2026
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Six years after Jurassic World fell, Gray Mitchell gets an invitation to become Doctor Sarah Harding's postgrad research assistant - the job of his dreams working for his childhood hero. The hitch? Two years in remote Kenya just when he was finally going to move back home with his brother Zach, who he hasn't seen in six months. When Gray gets back they have to navigate a new dynamic and a relationship as adults while the revelation of a missing friend forces them back into orbit with the de-extinct animals that nearly took their young lives. Less porn with a plot and more a plot with porn. Flashbacks to the park to softly change canon; an original character here and there. The boys will eventually join the DPW, then Fish and Wildlife's dino division after the DPW gets gutted after season 1 of Chaos Theory. We gotcher dino madness; we gotcher soft simpy love stories; we gotcher filthy, unctuous smut comin' out both ends. I'll add tags as we go, this @#$%^ is outlined past Chapter Fifteen. Cum and git it, seatbelts on; it's gonna be a long haul.
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Those are days when the unfairness of it all rips at him, leaves gaping wounds in his chest. But then, there’s Harry. If they’d lived, he’d be their Harry. All James’s swagger and cockiness, Lily’s softness, her gentleness. And on those days, he’s almost thankful for it all because it means this Harry, his Harry exists.
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The (Not So) Misfortunate Adventures of Merlin's Dick . . . Pic by Magnolia822
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
11 Apr 2014
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Merlin accidentally texts his best mate, Arthur Pendragon, his dick pic. Arthur isn't exactly displeased.
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With Atlantis grounded, home feels less like reality and more of a construct for John, who starts to unravel when his feelings for Rodney are forced suddenly to the forefront.
Bookmarked by objectlesson
24 Apr 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
One of my fave John character studies ever