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Pin-Lee squinted. “I think they’re fucking with us.”
“Oh, are we an ‘us’ now, Solicitor?”Senior Supervisor Leonide is used to getting her hands dirty in the work of colony discovery and reclamation, and to getting her way. But this particular colony has a rather unique approach to welcoming visitors, and she also has to deal with a particularly stubborn—and familiar—solicitor too. Will Leonide be able to succeed in her mission, and can she walk away with both her bonus and her dignity intact?
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Plan 16D - Unexpected Rogue SecUnits at Extraction Zone by hummus_tea for DeadlyChildArtemis
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 Jan 2025
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Murderbot and ART are on a corporate espionage mission and the plan is perfect and they have thought of every eventuality. Except maybe a few.
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暴风舞水 | storm dancing over water by martyrsdaughter
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Dec 2021
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Civil Official He Xuan is assigned the unenviable task of archiving everything worth knowing about the calamity known as Storm Dancing Over Water.
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08 May 2026
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sin-frenzied and full of teeth by martyrsdaughter for magisterequitum
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Sep 2020
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"Ming-xiong, how come you always want me to do stuff on my own until I actually want to?"
"That's — " Ming Yi stumbled in her words, which she rarely did. It filled Shi Qingxuan's stomach with bubbles of laughter she was forced to suppress. "That's not what I meant."
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08 May 2026
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‘Til Death You’ll Share My Crown (And My Soul) by Doodsxd
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jan 2024
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It started with Ling Wen, of all people.
He had been on her palace researching about a specific type of ghost that he had been receiving prayers about, when he noticed her looking.
Like, really looking.
And then Pei Ming joined her. They exchanged some words, and then they were both just like. Staring at him.
Feng Xin didn’t think he wanted to know what the fuck was going on there, so he grabbed the scrolls and walked out. Passing them, though, he thought he heard them saying something like—
“Damn, where did you stop?”
“One hundred and seventy eight.”
“Shit, I only got to thirty two!”
… what the fuck was going on?
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- Part 1 of Tales of Love, Choice and Devotion
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05 May 2026
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Lips That Would Kiss by Boomchick
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jun 2021
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[Spoilers for All 5 Books]
“Don’t leave me,” Xie Lian begs, “San Lang, stay. Please.”
After the final battle, Hua Cheng stays with Xie Lian. It should be good. Xie Lian should be grateful. He should be happy.
Instead, he's terrified. Maybe it would have been easier for Xie Lian to believe in something he couldn't see than to trust in the strength of a silent, flickering ghost fire.
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25 Apr 2026
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On his 834th birthday, Xie Lian makes a gentle wish.
He gets exactly what he desired.
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22 Apr 2026