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Thanks to some sort of snot-like goop on an island, Sanji (he of the invulnerable immune system) has come down with a nasty cold. Unfortunately, the crew still needs to eat lunch and no one but Zoro is willing to step up to the proverbial plate. Good thing Sanji made that cookbook for just this sort of situation.
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Zoro is a criminal trying to scope out some info for his gang one night at a cop bar when a hot cop asks him to have a threesome with him and his partner. Is Zoro an idiot for agreeing?
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“Oooh, you’re doing so well for me, baby. That’s three now. Think you’re ready for four? Or do you need another break?”
Zoro shook his head, droplets of sweat flying off. “Keep going. I can take it.”
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Zoro asks Sanji to fist him.
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“I fucking hate you, you piece of shit,” Sanji snarled as he nipped at Zoro’s lip.
“Feeling’s mutual, dartbrow,” Zoro replied, sucking Sanji’s tongue into his mouth.
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Sanji and Zoro both have oral fixations and a boatload of sexual tension. Nice.
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After returning from Enies Lobby, Zoro has a few realizations regarding Sanji and knives. Sanji is all too willing to help his crewmate with his "problem."
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The Straw Hat Crew stops at the island of Aphrosia some time between Wano and Egghead. Zoro and Sanji have been spending more one-on-one time together late at night (definitely not having secret late-night dates). Zoro buys a liquor made with the local Aphrosia fruit to impress Sanji, along with a crate of the fruit. The liquor and the fruit turn out to be a potent aphrodisiac.
They also find a grove of Aphrosia trees while on the island.
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Sanji had one goal tonight, stripped of romance and pretense. Two exes, long hours at a demanding job, and time enough to know himself left him uninterested in courting rituals. Pride week allowed the club scene to be hopping on a Monday night, and he intended to make use of it.
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31 Jan 2026
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The Straw Hats dock at Shifting Shoals, a pirate-friendly island with a dangerous secret: every night, the land itself shifts.
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Zoro breathed in the salty scent of the sea and tried to let it to loosen the tightness in his shoulders. It was stupid. He shouldn’t care that he’d never been kissed. He had more important things to do.
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25 Jan 2026
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Zoro's life told in a series of vignettes.
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24 Jan 2026
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The werewolf’s name was Zoro, he didn’t know his address – “It was on my phone… Hey, we crash at different places! I don’t know the addresses off the top of my head.” – and he didn’t want to go to the hospital because Sanji had patched him up well enough.
Sanji had not patched him up “well enough.” Sanji patched him up “just enough for you not to bleed all over my hardwood floor.”
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22 Jan 2026