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    He loosens his tie, comes to a complete stop in front of the brownstone’s bottom step, and with a deep sigh complains, “Worst date of my fucking life.”

    “I swear to god the forecast was clear,” he grumbles two days later, drenched to the bone with curls plastered to his forehead.

    He runs by a week later and says, “Start my first big boy job tomorrow! Please send thoughts and prayers.”

     

    Or, the one inspired by Rizcriz's "Henry has a ring doorbell on his apartment. Why does his cute neighbor who he's never met constantly leave life updates on his doorbell?" tweet.

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    Alex pulls his phone out to stop the music.

    “So, were the tears about my poor pitch or that the house is still a disaster?” He tries to joke, but Henry barely cracks a smile. Now that he's right next to him, Alex can see that Henry’s eyes are lined with red but don’t yet have that faraway look they get on really bad days.

    He settles in close, turning the volume on the baby monitor up and placing it on the coffee table in front of them. He pulls his bottom lip into his mouth and presses it against the top one, trying to stay quiet for a moment to let Henry gather his thoughts.

    “Dad used to sing us that song,” he murmurs eventually.

     

    Or, the o-o-h child fic nobody asked for but wouldn't leave my brain alone.

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    “David, what are you doing?”

    David slumps back down onto the step and sighs, “I need coffee.”

    “It’s five o’clock in the morning,” Patrick says. He takes the last few stairs on the rickety staircase that leads to his apartment above Cafe Tropical and approaches David like one might approach a wild animal. “Make coffee at the motel.”

    “I did. I drank it all.”

    “You drank all the coffee at the motel before five in the morning?”

    “Big gulps,” David confirms, nodding his head just once. “Lots of sugar.”

     

    Or, the one where I follow the plot of S4E20 - S5E3 of Gilmore Girls, but make it David and Patrick instead of Lorelai and Luke. In this universe Ted & Alexis are about to get married, Patrick moved to Schitt's Creek before the Roses and helps with the financial stuff but is less involved in the day-to-day of RA, which is about to open, and we ignore the fact that Rory and any of her plot points exist because even I am not so chaotic as to give David Rose a teenage daughter.

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    Still hugging him, Olive leaned back just enough to look up at him. When he didn’t immediately meet her eye, she said, “Adam, look at me.” 

    He was never very good at telling her no. 

    “I could tell you a million different reasons why you are not failing as a father,” she said when he finally looked at her. “The fact that you’re so worried about it, for starters. But I know that wouldn’t help you. So, Dr. Carlsen—let’s look at the facts.” 

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    Olive had explained to him, once, the idea that some of the happiest memories with her mom were also the hardest. How remembering that time in her life was a bittersweet sensation—both the fondness of her mother’s love mixed with the anguish her death still caused. 

    That’s how Adam remembered Ayala’s birth. 

    It was one of the very best days of his life, holding that tiny little bundle of blankets in his giant hands for the first time. Yet to this day, if he thought about it too long, his chest tightened with the anxiety he felt as three nurses forced him out of the operating room.

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    The one in which we see Meyer self-loathing, So in love with Farley, and wanting to have a baby.

     

    I am rarely a first person pov person.
    I am not usually a kidfic person.
    I am not always into the age gap trope.
    BUT FUNNY FEELINGS DOES THINGS TO ME THAT I CAN'T EXPLAIN.

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    “You need a break,” Anh said matter-of-factly. “Malcolm and I compared notes, and we’ve decided you need one night to let loose and forget about all things science.” 

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    “How can I help you tonight?” she asked. Her voice was about an octave higher than it should’ve been.

    “I would like to fully disclose, from the beginning, that I know I am about to be a horrible customer,” the mystery man said as he turned to her with a smile, dimples taking over his face. She couldn’t help but chuckle. “I know that you close in approximately three minutes. But I really need your help, Ms…?”

    “Garcia. Or, Penelope,” she answered. “Yes, definitely Penelope. Or just Garcia would be fine as well, but definitely not Ms. Garcia because that reminds me of my mother and that is not a story that needs to be–” 

    Even Penelope could tell she was rambling. She wasn’t used to exchanging pleasantries with new customers; sure, she had some regulars who she loved to chat with, but most people wanted to get out of there even faster than she wanted to get them out of there. 

    “Sorry. You don’t need to hear that, kind stranger who is just looking for some flowers. How can I help you?” 

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    As he crouched down in front of her, Ayala smiled up at him and happily said “Papa!” in a voice that was maybe too loud and cheerful for the situation they were in–but he couldn’t seem to care since it also happened to be the only thing that could calm the sense of dread deep in his bones.

    “Hey, baby,” he said, carefully gathering her in the tightest hug he could manage while keeping the gauze in place. Miss Amanda stepped back to give them some space. “I heard you had a little accident at school. How are you feeling?”

    “Squished!” Ayala squealed with a giggle.

    Adam loosened his grip, sitting on her bed and settling her into his lap so he could easily hold the gauze in place. He held it back slightly, peaking at the cut above her left eyebrow. It wasn’t even an inch long, but he’d had enough stitches in his time to know they’d be necessary.

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    No Cure, or the one where Max tries to cure Zoey of her lack of music education with a shared playlist. Takes place pre-pilot (starts shortly after 02x12).

     

    “Do… what exactly?” she asked. 

    “Educate you on all things music,” Max said as if it were the only possible answer. “On orientation day you didn’t know Thinking Out Loud. Anybody who has turned on a radio in the last six months could sing that song in their sleep, Zoey.” 

    “Annnnnd?” 

    “Annnnnnnnd,” he continued, “fine. Didn’t think too much about it past that day. Some people don’t like Top 40s! I can live with that—respect it even. But you also don’t have any idea about 80s music! So unless you’re a secret screamo or indie fan, I’m just going to go ahead and assume that look on your face means you were too busy taking apart and immediately rebuilding all the radios in your parent’s house to actually listen to a single song… like, ever?” 

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    Mo looked up to the sky, exasperated, and responded, “God as my witness, I know there are not TWO of you coming to me with every heartsong problem you’ve got now.”

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    Happy “Jake Gyllenhaal Is The Certified Worst” day to all who celebrate.

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    “When I told you that I like you more than I hate that little prick I meant it, Keeley. And, well, now I fucking love you a lot more than I hate him and I didn’t actually really even fucking hate him anymore until tonight,” he says, inhaling another breath to continue. “And I know that you spent a long time with him and I know he’s Jaime fucking Tartt and I know that I’m a… what’s he call me? A grumpy old granddad, but—”

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    Zoey and Max help resolve a problem Tobin and Mackenzie are having at SPRQ Point's Super Summer Spectacular event.

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    When Luke's girlfriend breaks up with him before his brother's wedding, he decides to take Penelope with instead.

     

    Takes place at the end of season 15; not completely canon compliant.

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    “How is it fair that you look so much better in my shirt than I do?” 

     

    In between scenes from Season 2 Episode 2.

     

    Basically, I heard Kieth Urban's 2002 hit You Look Good In My Shirt the other day, and this spiraled out of that (not a heartsong or even following the lyrics of the song beyond the title though).

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    A series of one-shots inspired from some of my favorite holiday tunes! Some follow the entire song, some are only loosely related to a single lyric, and some are heart songs.

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    Or, five times Clarkeman share an innocent physical touch on vacation and one time it isn't so innocent.

     

    This takes place pre-season 1 so no heartsongs / won’t necessarily align with canon. BUUUUUUT, I did listen to Island in the Sun by Weezer a lot while writing it, and named all the chapters after different lines in the song.

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    Max Richman, she wrote... Is it too early to say enemy for life?

    basically, I saw a tweet recently that said something along the lines of:

    ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆
    best friends to lovers trope

    ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
    enemies to friends to lovers trope

    and this is the brain child that came from it.

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    Crystal Clear, or, five times Clarkeman planned their wedding and one time all of the planning was done.

    I needed some more fluff in my life. If you do, too, this is that.

    Yay for Discord summer fic exchange (special thanks to all the headcanons borrowed)! I hope you enjoy it, Amanda. :)

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