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You and your best friend Lucifer, at the time still Samael, were constantly attached at the hip. One day he asks you to come to Eden with him, although he dislikes his Father’s favorite Creations- Man and Woman.
But he ends up falling for the Woman’s.. female wiles ? But not enough to marry her or have sex with her ! That’s gross, he’s just a child…
But she doesn’t care.
He has to deal with this burden by himself for years.
It gets worse when they’re banished to Hell together.
She hates him.
Eventually, it’s present day and his dear old friend comes down to Hell, even though it’s just for his daughter’s hotel.
That’s not the only reason you were sent down there. Your little bitchass husband, Adam (you swear he was nicer back in Eden!!), got suuppper pissed off at you, and his little lapdog, Lute, instigated the problem. So, he threw you downstairs, disguising it as if you were just examining Charlie’s hotel. (Of course, you were, but you knew the real reason behind it.)
(Was that a good summary or did I over explain everything ?)
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- Part 10 of The Jazzy Hazzy Hotazzy
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Radom Things Me and My Friends Have Texted, but Make it Hazbin by ice_muncher
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Jul 2024
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I take random things me and my friends have sent in text messages, but replace us with Hazbin characters !! (Guys this is super duper funny)
PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE NOT A FAN OF DARK JOKES. THERE ARE ALSO A FEW N-WORD BOMBS.
Thank you love you🫶🏽
Some of the messages are edited a bit to fit the situation !
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- Part 7 of The Jazzy Hazzy Hotazzy
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[…] And now High Seraphim Sera had asked him to do an analysis on Charlie’s redemption hotel.
Of course, he didn’t think the exterminations were good, he still couldn’t believe High Seraphim Sera had imposed them, but why does he have to do this. His damn undying loyalty to Heaven!
Aka : Saint Peter is tasked with traveling to Hell, to get the deets on Charlie’s hotel, given to him personally by the Seraphim.
(This was made as a sort of sequel to ‘Take a Break, Damn it’, but you don’t really have to read it for this one !)
Feedback appreciated🫶🏽🫶🏽 I luv me some st. peter & lucifer
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- Part 2 of SAINT PETER !!1!11!1!1🩷🩷
- Part 8 of The Jazzy Hazzy Hotazzy
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This is where I write little stories about Lucifer cause he’s my favorite little guy. (St. Peter is my second😚)
I don’t have many tags as I will be placing them inside the chapters ! I swear guys this will be so so good (not, this will be more like one-shits, ahaha ahaha)
I will attempt to write at least a thousand words each chapter but uh.. I’m not that good lol
(Also, go read ‘What Time is it?’ by shsy7573, I’m so proud to have been a fan for like.. ever🩷)
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- Part 6 of The Jazzy Hazzy Hotazzy
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Ah yes, what do you do when you’re thirsting over two people late at night ? Have a threesome, of course. (I am insane)
There are three versions of this, intersex reader, female reader, and male reader.
I’m gonna regret posting this in the morning, oh well. Whattt no, this isn’t cringy totally !
Shoutout to my (nonexistent) St. Peter fans
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- Part 9 of The Jazzy Hazzy Hotazzy
- Part 3 of SAINT PETER !!1!11!1!1🩷🩷
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