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"I could bend you over a table or something—y'know, like a girl," he says the words slowly like he's speaking to a child, but they're dirty in the air regardless. He even says it like it's a sacrifice on his part just to put the idea out in the air like that, like he's asking for too much, like he's sorry he wants to touch Oscar under his clothes and under his skin.
He knows damn well that Lando Norris doesn't feel sorry for anything.
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- Part 1 of hick au
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27 Jan 2026
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Lando and Oscar opt into a simulation-based compatibility test.
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02 Jan 2026
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this shit made me want to vomit in the best way
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05 Dec 2025
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He glanced down, fingers twitching at his side, already itching to be behind the decks again. “It’s like... starting a track’s revving the engine. Beat kicks in, that’s throttle. Doesn’t always come clean—mine never does. Turbo’s fucked half the time. But it still gets you there. Still rattles something loose.”
“Then the kick hits,” Lando went on, his hands moving now like they were wired to the memory. “Like taking a corner flat. You hold it. You have to hold it.”
Oscar’s eyes flicked to his mouth. “And when do you let go?”
Lando smiled, almost dizzy. “When the drop lands.”
OR Lando Norris is a DJ with a ketamine addiction. Oscar Piastri drives for McLaren. They meet after Monaco. They fuck, they drive, they spiral.
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01 Dec 2025
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Lando Norris, internationally famous rockstar, has three main priorities: drugs, avoiding eye contact, and pretending emotions don't exist.
To most, he's just flippant; a hot, young thing with messy habits. So what if he washes down breakfast with a shot of vodka? He's a rockstar, it practically comes with the territory of being too young and too famous.
But the reality of it is a lot more destructive.
Enter Oscar Piastri. Engineering student. Polite and boring to a fault. Really, he's nothing interesting.
Except, after one too many nights taken too far, Lando's manager hires Oscar as his chaperone.
Lando hates him immediately.
As the band's tour drags on, as the looming threat of FIA's album deadline becomes ever the more pressing, as Oscar gets dragged deeper into a strange world of glitz and grime, Lando begins to think that things might finally turn out fine.
Except things are never, ever fine with him.
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01 Dec 2025