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    Day 4 of Mean Dom Ilya Week: but did you want it? (consensual non-consent, substance use, overstimulation, gags)

    Shane realizes something about himself during a friendly talk on kink with peers and enlists Ilya's help in doing so.

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    01 May 2026

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    The words sliced through Ilya’s confusion. His own voice from over a week ago, echoed in the sudden, ringing silence of his mind: “You can have sex with other men when we’re apart.”

    No.

    No no no.

    Ilya blinked rapidly, fighting back the hot press of his own tears. The sheer, utter wrongness of it all was suffocating. Shane, on his knees, apologizing for being hurt. Shane, calling himself a burden. Shane, begging for the bare minimum of affection because he thought… he thought Ilya wanted this.

    (or, what happens when Shane does go and sleep with another man and utterly breaks because of it)

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Shane loves yoga. It has always been an escape for him—an escape from his body and his mind. When a bunch of other NHL players interrupt him in a hotel gym during a conference, he is not surprised when they make fun of him, but he is surprised when Ilya asks him to teach them a few poses and they all go along with it. He gets to show off his flexibility, and it seems harmless enough to show off a little extra for Ilya, until-

    “Holy shit, Hollander, wait—can you suck your own cock?”

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Back in his apartment, post-game haze thick, heat triggered early by a certain alpha, Shane does something he’s never done. He opens the league app, finds the anonymous heat assistance sign-up sheet, and posts.

    Emergency heat. Unbonded omega. One night only. No claiming. No media. Discretion required. Address in DM.

    He hits submit before he can overthink it.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    “My Shane,” Ilya says, gently touching Shane’s cheek. “I want you to make me a list. Seven different ways you want to come.”

     

    Or, Ilya makes Shane come. A lot.

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    22 Apr 2026