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Bard!Tav: "Would seducing a companion with a serenade be a Performance or Persuasion check, I wonder?" [rolls a nat 1]
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Critmas Classics for the Season! by improbable_archivy
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Dec 2024
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Bard!Tav’s favorite Critmas covers including such classics as Jingle Hells, Rolan the Red-Nosed Rizzard, and Hark! the Hard-Ass Angel Slings (a Moonbeam in Ketheric Thorm's Face)
Today’s feature: Dwarf leg roasting on an open fire
Dwarf leg roasting on an open fire
You can nibble Crusher’s toes
Volo’s singing, the godsawful liar –
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Reinterpretations of classical poetry now featuring the companions.
Sample of today’s feature: William Butler Yeats' "The Lake Isle of Innisfree" (1890)
A once-abandoned cottage is where I’ve made my home
Swept out the dust and cobwebs, scrubbed off each inch of grime
Restored what once was broken, replaced the missing stone
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Waterdhavian Fig Jigglers (Recipe) by improbable_archivy for patheticfangirl
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Jul 2024
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”Fig jigglers were essentially shortbread cookie cups with a flanlike, figgy filling meant to rise above the cookie’s cupline and jiggle without collapsing or cracking. The finished product was dusted with powdered sugar and served either at room temperature or chilled, depending on the season.” - Hot Mess, chapter 12
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Tav is kept very busy avoiding ceremorphosis, dealing with their contrary companions, and generally surviving life as an adventurer with a Wisdom and Intelligence score more appropriate for a hellsboar than a hero.
100 words in their journal per day will have to do.
(COMPLETED!)
_________________Here's the epilogue, folks.
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Bookmarked by improbable_archivy
10 Mar 2025
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saar's main timeline, aka godhood any% speedrun
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10 Mar 2025
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Six people meet in the aftermath of a mind flayer invasion, and then they meet everywhere else as well.
Bookmarked by improbable_archivy
26 Dec 2024
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Samples from a feast of fics in AUs. (Please, gods, let these be written by someone!)
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Silver Swords and Scimitars by bluebeholder
Fandoms: The Legend of Drizzt Series - R. A. Salvatore, Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
19 Dec 2024
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After the defeat of the Netherbrain, Lae'zel and Tav set out on a quest to defeat Vlaakith's forces on the Sword Coast. Confronted with a powerful githyanki stronghold, they call for backup from another hero of the Realms.
Drizzt can never resist the call to adventure.
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- Part 39 of faith, hope, and love
Bookmarked by improbable_archivy
10 Dec 2024
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"Come here,” she said impulsively.
It was a risk. Astarion in a mood liked being bossed around even less than usual. He gave her a narrow eyed look. The wet of the lake made his hair flatten and coil, and his white undershirt stuck to his shoulders. It was appealing, but also made him look like an irritated cat stuck in the rain. Tav tried not to look too amused about it.
Astarion humphed as he carded his wet hair out of his face, with a stressed pinch by his eyes.
“I am not a cat to be called. If you want that, you have a dog,” he drawled.
“You’re not a cat or a dog, you’re a pain in the ass,” she agreed lightly. “Come or not, that’s up to you.”
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Tav tries to get Astarion to relax with a little music. Its more for herself than him.
Bookmarked by improbable_archivy
10 Dec 2024
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If music be the food of love
And love is but a game
Then feed me all your melodies
And I shall do the same