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freshly cut daisies, twenty cents a piece by pepperland
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
13 May 2026
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Leon S. Kennedy is the newest artist at Raccoon City Ink, and struggling to find steady clientele. Maybe because he's still considered young for the job at twenty-three, or maybe because he's not had his own chair longer than a few months. But a spitfire college student takes a chance on his work, and he finds her good company. He didn't think much of it when she tells him she'll bring her brother along to their second session, just happy to have made a new friend.
Not until said brother walks in looking like chiseled granite with biceps bigger than Leon's head.
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Or the tattoo/flower shop AU we all know; what if Leon decided not to be a cop and pursued tattooing instead? It's time I got back to my roots and went for a tropey/feel good au I missed dearly.
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24 Apr 2026
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When he put Rose to bed that night, his mind couldn’t help but drift to the sentimentalities of it all. It was hard not to.
Things had been so good for so many years now—well, as close to good as they came. But now he was yet again faced with another life-threatening fight for the people he loved, he felt as if he had been thrown back into the deep of all.
When Claire had shown up at his doorstep unannounced, Chris had known something was amiss. What he hadn’t expected, however, was that for her to claim that his husband had run off on some sort of suicide mission.
The natural conclusion was to go after him.
Or: During the events of RE9, Chris goes after Leon, all the while reminiscing about how they came to be.
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24 Apr 2026
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assumptions made and lessons learned by chandeliersandstarlight
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
15 May 2026
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People try to set Chris and Leon up with strangers. Obviously the best solution is to pretend to date each other to avoid this.
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The time Chris Redfield gay panicked his way into a fake relationship with the love of his life. Surely this will have no consequences.
Leon doesn't seem upset, though, leaning back against the stone baluster with a contemplative look. "Hmm. No, it's okay. Actually, it might solve our problems if people do think that."
"If people think… we're together?" The words feel strange in his mouth, almost expecting to be slapped for even thinking about it, but Leon nods slowly.
"I mean, would save us the trouble of inventing any fake spouses, you know? And this line of work doesn't leave much space for a relationship outside of it anyway. It makes sense, don't you think?"
God, does it make sense. If only Leon knew how often and thoroughly Chris had considered that it made sense. Well, perhaps it's still better he doesn't know. "Yes." Chris's voice comes out raspy, and he clears his throat and tries again. "Yes, it makes sense."
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16 Apr 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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10 Apr 2026
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They’d met so many times over the years, drifting in and out of each other’s lives like the moon and the sun, only sometimes destined to be in the same sky together. There had always been some inescapable pull towards the other man; at times Leon felt as though he were slowly orbiting closer and closer, drawn in nearer on each rotation.
And now he was dying. He knew it in his bones, could see it in the black splotches on his hands and the way his veins ran black at his wrists. He was tired. Chris said they'd find a way out of it but Leon...Leon was a realist. So he did the only thing he knew how to do: he kept moving forward. Unstoppable, relentless. Back to Raccoon City, back to where it all began...
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05 Apr 2026