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In the summer of 1960 Franklin, Tennessee, enigmatic physician Dr. Michael Robinavitch saves small-town farmhand Dennis Whitaker from heat exhaustion, beginning the most turbulent period of his life.
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Robert Robertson III is used to the constant pain that accompanies his daily life after so many years of being Mecha Man, but when a particularly bad flareup has him lethargic at work. An unlikely savior comes to Robert's rescue providing him with some grade A cooking and eventually a massage that leaves Robert wanting more from the cocky flame hero. The two bicker, the two chat, then ultimately Robert spends the night at Flambae's place.
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- Part 1 of Flambert Collection
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07 Jan 2026
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"Please consider what I’m about to say. Think of it as you return to your mother. You must put as much thought into it as you can. Will you? Please, promise me you will.”
“Yes! Whatever it is, I’ll consider it.”
“Eventually Lord Hades will have mercy upon you. He will. I know that must sound strange—the most severe of the gods showing mercy where his kindred won’t—but it’s the truth. The Olympians are more… unreliable. The only way I can see to protect the Underworld and in turn you and your mother is this: Bind yourself to me.” His hands tremble. He brushes his thumb along the crook of Zag’s throat, so very sweet, even when he’s rigid with tension. “Wed me.”
Raised by his mother far away from both Olympus and the Underworld, a strange series of events leads Zagreus to meeting a faceless, nameless Chthonic god.
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24 Nov 2025
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Flambae offers to do Waterboy a favor. And Waterboy wants to have sex. But not with Flambae, of course.
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"It’s mostly a thing- an issue of-” he stops, takes a very deep breath, starts again, “I want to have sex."
Flambae whips around so fast he slips on the shower tile. “What the fuck?” he asks, “That’s not a favor, Wet-fart-boy. That’s a fucking HR violation."
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22 Nov 2025
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"Pat, this boy is just as broken as we were. But we had each other, and I don't think he has anyone. I want to give him at least one person in his life he can trust with all his heart," Achilles said.
Patroclus' dark eyes rested thoughtfully on his face. Then, he reached up to cup his husband's cheek and hold him in place while he leaned over and fitted their lips together in a warm kiss.
"Hell, why not. I always wanted kids."
Zagreus, just having escaped from an abusive household, has never known a father's unconditional love. Patroclus and Achilles find they have more than enough of it to spare. Although slowly, Zagreus begins to learn at last that there are people who genuinely care for him. And maybe, just maybe, it's not so wrong after all that one of those people is his childhood friend.
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