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    skk as songs i fw. because hell yeah. (can you tell that i love taylor swift?)

    maybe (definitely) ooc but it's chicken soup for MY soul so i get to pick the seasonings

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    2011, Boston
    March 14, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    “This is—This is Jane. I swear to god if you don’t open the door right now, I’m leaving. I’m not staying in the streets waiting at your front door, you asshole. Do you think it’s fun? Because I don’t—[Sound of a door creaking open] Ah, hey—”

    Shane and Ilya's relationship, viewed through unanswered voicemails.

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    06 May 2026

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    After the Centaurs’ emergency landing, Jane stops texting Ilya. The team begins to wonder if their captain’s mysterious girlfriend deserves him.

    Then Shane Hollander walks into the Tampa IHOP where the Centaurs are having breakfast.

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    06 May 2026

  3. Rec 84

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    Ilya Rozanov has loved Shane Hollander quietly for many years. Now, he gets to love him out loud. Engaged, happy, on the same team and out to the world, this is what happens when Ilya asks if he can plan their wedding, and Shane says yes.

    Shane may come to realise he might have made a mistake.

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    05 May 2026

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    “Wait, shit, is it really dirty?”

    He glances over to Ilya, who is now dutifully collecting cones. “It’s not dirty,” Shane laughs.

    “So what’s the hangup, then?”

    “It’s… kinda hard to translate.” He continues before Bood can call him on that, “it sounds more old-fashioned in English. Or, it’s fine in Russian, more like. It means my beloved. Or darling, kind of. Russian’s hard to translate directly sometimes.”

    “Man. That’s some Bridgerton shit.”

    5 times the Centaurs hear Ilya call Shane a petname, and one time they hear Shane call Ilya one.

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  5. Rec 58

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    Shane lifted his head. Ilya’s gaze was a little sharper. Shane couldn’t hide the micro levels of which he tensed in Ilya’s arms. Did Ilya ever expect to get this far? Did he ever expect to hand Shane the phrase to decode what he’d admitted to months prior?

    “You’ve said that before,” Shane whispered.

    Ilya smiled softly. “Yes, last night.”

    Shane shook his head. “No, before that. When you were in Moscow, and I told you to talk about your family in Russian. You said you loved me at the end.”

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    Or, after Ilya's bilingual declaration of love at the cottage, Shane realizes he's heard that Russian phrase before...

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