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Some strange shit has been happening in South Park.
I mean stranger than usual.
Tweek is drinking decaf, Kenny is going straight, Kyle keeps disappearing, Cartman is being helpful, and Craig would just like to know...
What the fuck is going on?!
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- Part 3 of The Losers and Gays
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"Almost 3 years. It’s been almost 3 years since I’ve seen him. My best friend.
Or he was… before I fucked it all up."A mutual friend's wedding gives Stan a chance to reconnect with the one that got away.
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Looking back, that was the catalyst. Maybe if I’d never gone then things would have worked out differently, and my best friend wouldn’t have seemingly lost his mind and ruined his life, all in under six months.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
It all started with the fatass’s big mouth (doesn’t everything?)...
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Kenny McCormick has been brutally murdered and Eric Cartman is suspect number one in what appears to be an open and shut case. The problem is, Cartman says he didn’t do it and even stranger still, that Kenny isn’t dead at all. With the evidence mounting up and Kyle running wild in a race to prove his boyfriend’s innocence, Craig is caught in a choice between duty and friendship.
Thank god he has Tweek. Now if they could only get past first base…
Translation now available in Russian by pivnaya_kisa!
https://ficbook.net/readfic/8399132Series
- Part 2 of The Losers and Gays
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'Just as Cartman took up the mic in front of a crowd of thousands without a shiver or a thought, Kyle revelled in the details, unrivalled in his skill to put on an arena tour that would deliver on entertainment to an ever more demanding crowd and still make him and Cartman very, very rich. He was good at his job, the best even.
Then why did his stomach hurt?'
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sometimes the short end of the stick is the sharpest by cartwrong
Fandoms: Slow Horses (TV)
29 Dec 2024
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River doesn’t notice the knife until it slides into his side. There’s no pain at first, only the feeling that something isn’t right, that something cold is now inside his body where it shouldn’t be. The pain comes later.
Day 15 of whumptober - "I did good, right?"
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- Part 12 of Whumptober 2024
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17 Jan 2026
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Finally getting a physical body is great and all, but if it means Rimmer has to analyse his less-than-platonic feelings for his shipmate, maybe being able to touch is overrated.
(aka; rimmer tries to navigate the daily struggles of being a hard-light hologram while hopelessly pining for lister)
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10 Jan 2026
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"I know what you mean about the sprites. They’re feistier than one of your Friday night curries.”
“Well, if you’re that bothered about it, Rimmer, there’s always something we could do,” Lister says with a shrug. He’s just biding his time, waiting for Rimmer to remove his fist from his mouth and-
“What something?” he asks, like he doesn’t want to know the answer.
Ah. There it is.
The AR discs have eroded after 3 million years, and the crew need some way to get their rocks off, right? Enter some crafty html coding and a heap of misunderstandings and you'll have a general idea what this fic is about.
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09 Jan 2026
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Years into his tenure as Ace, Rimmer is struck one day by the agonising realisation that he doesn’t want to live this life anymore. He wants to go home, and he decides to do absolutely everything he can to make it there.
Written for the Smegtober prompt: Homesick
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- Part 16 of Smegtober 2023
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09 Jan 2026
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Rimmer knew better than to ask. He had learnt his lesson from the psi-moon ordeal, found out the hard way why he ought not to question whether someone meant what they said.
But Rimmer was also a victim of his own ill-advised curiosity, and with memories of Lister’s recent moonlight speech still fresh in his mind, he knows he’s about to make the same smegging mistake again.Written for the Smegtober prompt: Argument
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- Part 15 of Smegtober 2023
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09 Jan 2026