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Luke teases Penelope with a new nickname when she comes back in CM:Evolution
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Pre-series where Hotch finds Penelope in her office late at night. He tells her to go home and learns she was planning to sleep in her office. He does not approve.
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Penelope decided to go back to school and get her Master's Degree. The catch, she didn't tell anybody.
One day Luke notices a new degree hanging on Penelope's wall.
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5 times Penelope and Rossi act like father and daughter, and 1 time they make it official
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After Emily’s ‘death’, Penelope went to Emily’s grave a lot to process and ‘talk’ to her friend. Now that Emily is back, Penelope continues going to her grave to re-process that she isn’t dead.
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for you, the sun will be shining by softestofmornings for kittensittin
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
02 Oct 2022
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Most days, Ted Lasso thinks he's a pretty good dad.
Today is not one of those days. Today, Ted Lasso somehow managed to lose his son in a public park.aka "we've only just met but my kid is obsessed with you and I don't know why, I'm so sorry, I really don't kn– oh wait... you're kinda cute" with a dash of soulmatism
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19 Mar 2026
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Ted Lasso comes to Richmond and opens his bakery, like he has time and time again, in a thousand different places. He learns about the people, learns their favorites, keeps them well-stocked on his shelves. And then he meets Rebecca Welton, a woman whose favorite he can't quite figure out.
A sort of Chocolat AU
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13 Mar 2026
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Rebecca and Keeley end a boozy night out at a certain apartment (flat, whatever) in Paved Court.
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11 Mar 2026
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The insanity of the moment almost breaks a laugh out of her. She spends her days donning power suits and high heels, pristinely manicured nails and perfectly coiffed hair; she gives out icy stares and commands the attention of the very men who try their damndest to intimidate her. And yet, here she sits, on a commercial flight with a random child making holiday arts and crafts.
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04 Mar 2026
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“This is Gumby’s Pizza, Leucadia speaking.”
“We have Parker.”
“Is this about the lot lines? We have a guy lined up to repaint them, tell the city board it’ll be done within the—“
“No, Parker. The thief.”
“Who?”
“We. Have. Parker. This is a ransom call. You have one hour. Meet me at the intersection of Clinton and Jefferson.”Parker's been kidnapped while on a routine 4:30am solo grocery run, and the kidnappers make the ransom call to the wrong place. Can the team find her before time runs out?
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03 Mar 2026