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Star Wars / Witcher AU for the JinnObi 2022 challenge.
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Fear gripped Anakin’s insides so tightly that he felt nauseous. Perhaps, finally, his luck had run out and this was his time to die. It was a shame that he had only lived nine short years; he hadn’t grown up enough to avenge his mother, to see his kingdom restored or to bring to life that strange prophecy Qui-Gon believed in so much. The witcher was going to fail his destiny and this stranger was going to die in front of him without Anakin ever learning his name.
The mysterious man seemed to sense his growing panic. “Close your eyes, child,” he murmured, sounding unbelievably calm in the face of such overwhelming horror.
Anakin put his face back down to the ground, clapped his hands over his ears and prayed for a quick end.
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- Part 1 of QuiObi Witcher AU
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Levitas by jade_rabbit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
24 Jun 2022
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**SPOILERS FOR THE KENOBI SHOW**
An exploration of how Obi-Wan -older and theoretically weaker than Anakin Skywalker- was able to use the Force to his advantage over Darth Vader.
Aka we must talk about that Space Jesus moment.
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Definitely Not Your Dad by jade_rabbit
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 May 2022
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SPOILERS FOR SPIDER-MAN: NO-WAY HOME. (Also NOT compliant with Multiverse of Madness.) Takes place in my Tergeminus AU, where Tom Holland's Peter has figured out a way to reunite with his brothers using the magical ring that he took from Ned/Strange.
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Peter-Two dropped silently to Peter-Three’s side and stared, in that curious, cat-like way of his, at the heap of clothing. “Is that hoodie… moving?”
Peter-Three stared at him as horror and realization dawned on his face, then turned back at the jiggling heap of clothes with a cringe. There were so many things that little heap could be and he couldn’t think of a single option that he liked. “I don’t want to touch it, you touch it.”
Peter-Two rolled his eyes and indulged him, kneeling carefully to reach out and pull the hoodie off whatever was moving on the floor. His blue eyes grew impossibly wider. “Peter?”
A small, curly-haired toddler with round cheeks and milky brown eyes stared up at him with equal amounts of confusion and alarm. He was gnawing on something that looked like his own sock.
“Is he…” Peter-Three seemed torn between being horrified and laughing, which made his face comically pinched. “Is he a BABY?”
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- Part 4 of No Way Home Headcanons
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Semper Fratres by jade_rabbit
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Mar 2022
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SPOILERS FOR SPIDER-MAN: NO-WAY HOME. Takes place in my Tergeminus AU, where Tom Holland's Peter has figured out a way to reunite with his brothers using the magical ring that he took from Ned/Strange. This is a collection of one-shot drabbles about the three Peter Parkers.
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“So,” Peter-Three said, crouched in a standard Spiderman pose on top of a water tower and staring so hard at Peter-Two that it was unnerving.
The older Peter continued to stretch as he always did before battle, but he eyed his younger self with suspicion. He knew that tone. “So…?”
“When are you gonna tell us about your webbing?”
Peter-Two rolled his eyes so hard under his mask, it almost hurt. “You’re never going to let this go, are you?”
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- Part 3 of No Way Home Headcanons
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The Oath by jade_rabbit
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man no way home, Doctor Strange (2016)
23 Mar 2022
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SPOILERS FOR SPIDER-MAN: NO-WAY HOME. Takes place in my Tergeminus AU, where Tom Holland's Peter has figured out a way to reunite with his brothers using the magical ring that he took from Ned/Strange.
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The youngest Peter’s shoulders sagged with defeat at those words. He wiped at his wet eyes. “I hate this,” he whispered, “People always get hurt because of me.”
Peter-Three said nothing for a long, pregnant pause. “No. People will get hurt anyways,” he admitted finally, “Spiderman is just there to do his best and minimize the damage.”
Peter-One gave a sad laugh. “You sounded like Peter-Two just now.”
The taller Peter’s mouth went dry at the compliment. He laid a hand on Peter-Two’s bloodied chest. “Yeah, well, I try.”
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- Part 2 of No Way Home Headcanons
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QuiObi Witcher AU by jade_rabbit
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
10 Aug 2022
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No Way Home Headcanons by jade_rabbit
Fandom Doctor Strange (2016), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man no way home, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
06 May 2022
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Strike, Brother by MachadoKills
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Mar 2026
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He knew that such a fate would one day fall to him as well. Not marriage to a dornishman, the King had surely bound Dorne close enough with all those alliances already. But marriage all the same, to whomever it might be. Some lord of convenience, no doubt, one offering advantage to the throne. A coward, perhaps. A craven. Or some doddering old fool. Mayhaps even a beta spouse who would leave him forever shackled within his own flesh. Longing, never truly satisfied, never knowing the feeling of being joined to the kind of lover capable of making him whole.
But this haunted him most: the thought of being bartered like a broodmare to some wretch who would never grant him any respect. Love he did not expect — he knew that was too much to hope for. But respect… Was even that too much for him to ask?
When the youngest Targaryen prince, the sole omega of the royal line, gets promised to a lord of the Reach against his wishes, he seeks aid on the only one he deems capable of saving him: his galant older brother, the heir to the throne.
He did not imagine his brother to already have his own thoughts on just who his hand should be given to.
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Born and Perishable by thesadchicken for chewkrut
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
14 Feb 2024
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is pursuing a Master's degree in Classical Studies. Qui-Gon Jinn is an eccentric but charismatic professor.
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15 Feb 2024
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A term in Temple for Obi-Wan's classes, allows the opportunity to discover hidden feelings
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03 Feb 2024
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Quinn's curiosity leads to an unexpectedly pleasurable relationship.
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19 Oct 2023
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Life was different now. Obi-Wan wasn’t sure what he expected when his life was upended, but working at a small-time bar on the wrong side of town wasn’t it.
Still, it was better than being dead.
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