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of flavoured names and coloured sounds by Pink Panda (Ejacyeolation)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Apr 2020
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"He doesn’t question it at first, the fact that sounds have colours and words have flavours. He grows up with it, grows up seeing powerful ruptures of colour when his mother plays the piano and softer, translucent bursts when the people around him speak. His father’s voice fills his vision with sombre oranges and lilacs while his mother’s is a pleasant mix of delicate greens, blues, and greys. The word father tastes like wet wood and the word mother tastes like the pumpkin juice the house-elves frequently serve him."
In which Draco just wants to know what colour Hermione's moans would be. He also wants to know if her skin would taste as sweet as her surname or maybe as intoxicating as her given name.
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25 Jan 2026
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The ice-cold mist assaulted him first, contrasting with the comparatively warm air and highlighting exactly how terrible his next two minutes were about it be. Was it worth it? To step under the spray and snuff out a little bit of his happiness forever?
He thought of the look she would send him as he walked into the Great Hall, the way her gaze always found his and held for a tiny, infinitesimal moment before she was either drawn back into conversation, or completed whatever eating-or-drinking action she’d been midway through, or—beautifully, disastrously—sent a tiny smile over at him.
The shiver that wracked through him had nothing to do with the goosebumps pricking along his entire body. The ache in his groin was unending.
Fuck.
He stepped under the spray.
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Or, Draco resorts to a cold shower or two.
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- Part 4 of Try Not To Come
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06 Jan 2026
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Three years after the war, a curse is wreaking havoc on fertility in the wizarding world.
Now, the Ministry has mandated that those who can still make magical children "do their part" with obligatory dating within The Fertility Registry.
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"This act of selflessness on my part doesn’t mean that I don’t want the best. I always have. I always will. And, after assessing every candidate, I’ve decided objectively that it's you."
"Is that really your sales pitch, Malfoy? Please tell me this is some sort of joke.”
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05 Jan 2026
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It’s comical. Or, it would be comical if it wasn’t happening to him. Six months after Samira Mohan badged out of her final shift at the Pitt, it has become kind of, sort of comical that she will respond to everyone’s text messages and emails but Jack's own.
Or, Samira Mohan has a history of reading relationships wrong.
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27 Dec 2025
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"May I ask," Derek takes a moment to breathe, "why?"
Stiles scoffs. "Why do you care, dude? I mean, it's not like the dislike isn't mutual."
There is a silence, long and heavy, in which Derek stares out at the road and wonders if he really is so inept at showing his emotions externally. I'm in love with you, Derek thinks, how on earth did you get that so wrong? How on earth did I get that so wrong? Where did I fuck up?
"Oh," Stiles says, all surprise and brief wonder. "It... isn't. Is it?"
(Or: The one where Derek struggles with his words, Stiles struggles to be recognised for his abilities, and Scott Ships It)
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02 Dec 2025