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   The Philosophical Conundrums of Love & Hate by cannediceicebabyy

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   17 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Fake dating/relationship
   • Playboy Draco Malfoy
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Pansy Parkinson
   • Theo is a Little Shit
   • Muggle Culture
   • Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings
   • Hermione Granger is Bad at Feelings
   • Found Family
   • Smut
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • Banter
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Inexperienced Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy Has a Large Cock
   • Sexually Experienced Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy is an Arsehole
   • Quidditch Assistant Coach Draco Malfoy
   • Deep and Meaningful Philosophical Conversations
   • Muggle Movie Nights
   • draco and muggle things
   • Flirty Draco Malfoy
   • Snarky Draco Malfoy
   • charmed journals
   • he falls first and harder
   • Accidental Voyeurism
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • HEA
   • Getting Under Hermione’s Skin is Draco’s Favorite Hobby
   • Dirty Dancing Draco
   • 80s Movies Galore
   • Accidental Self-Drugging (Not a Female Character)
   • Inappropriate Use of Malfoy Signet Ring
   • Inappropriate Use of the Golden Snitch
   • yes you read that tag correctly
   • Legilimency Foreplay
   • arguing as foreplay
   • Sexual Tension
   • Hermione POV
   • Draco pov
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Edging
   • Draco Malfoy Has Trauma
   • Hermione Granger Has Trauma
   • They Were In a Literal War
   • Anxiety Attacks
   • Nightmares
   • Draco Malfoy Speaks French
   • Rolled Sleeves Agenda
   • Does It Count As Miscommunication When It Is Actually Omission?
   • Writer Enjoys Putting People Through the Ringer Emotionally
   • This Fic Is Fueled By Sleep Deprivation and Delusion
   • how many tags are too many tags
   • writer has adhd
   • Not Sure How That Is Relevant
   • Idiots in Love
   • Slow Burn
   • Minor Violence
   • Draco Bashes the Entire Weasley Ancestral Line
   • Writer is a Wordy Bitch
   • Veritaserum Drinking Game
   • weaponized competence
   • Broken Golden Trio
   • Good Slytherins

   Summary

   More than five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco and Hermione find themselves at crossroads—lost, but in vastly different ways.

   A notorious playboy and avid party-goer, Draco Malfoy is faced with an ultimatum: either settle down and get engaged within eighteen months to inherit his family’s wealth, or forfeit it all.

   Hermione Granger, once celebrated as the brightest witch of her age, now finds herself buried in mundane bureaucracy at the Ministry of Magic, struggling with a sense of unfulfillment.

   When the opportunity for a fake-dating pact between these childhood enemies emerges, it seems like the perfect solution to both of their problems. But could pretending to be in love turn into something neither of them expected?

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