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    “Mr. Hollander, what’s your designation?” One of the doctors, a beta woman with kind eyes, asks, typing away at a nearby computer.

    “He’s an omega,” Ilya replies for him, because at the moment, all Shane can say is “ow.”

    “Any chance he’s pregnant?”

    “Maybe? He’s on suppressants.”

    Or Shane goes into labor at the cottage, which would be fine, if he’d known he was pregnant.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    The one where Ilya forgets Shane is bilingual

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

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    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Shane swallowed hard. “This is such a bad idea.”

    “It is,” Ilya said.

    His hand came up, thumb settling beneath Shane’s jaw and tilting his face upward. The touch alone sent a shiver through him.

    “You are too young,” Ilya murmured. “You are going to get me into trouble.”

    Shane barely had time to breathe before Ilya leaned in.

    Shane Hollander has made a lot of mistakes in his life. Getting pregnant by a married Russian man twice his age is easily the worst one.

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    09 Feb 2026