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  1. Rec 15

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    Wei Wuxian works as a Christmas elf at the local mall, but the new Santa is terrible! This is bad news because the charity that runs the Santa booth needs to get more donations than ever before.

    So Wei Wuxian does the only thing he can—he offers Santa lessons!

    A silly, modern-Christmas AU.

    T for some language and references to adult situations (no overt smut).

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    09 Feb 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Lan Wangji is horny for his best friend, so uses a weirdly realistic sex toy to relieve his increasing frustration.

    But is the toy just realistic silicone? Or is it actually attached to Wei Wuxian?

    Please read the tags and notes!

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Normally, the cello sits between them, a silent chaperone. Tonight, though, Lan Zhan props Bichen in the corner, holding it in place with one hand, and takes the middle seat. It’s a decorous distance, objectively, but it’s still so close: close enough that Lan Zhan’s skirt brushes gently against Wei Ying’s ankles, close enough to steal the breath from Wei Ying’s lungs and the words from her mouth.

    “You conducted beautifully tonight,” Lan Zhan says, continuing her assault on Wei Ying’s higher cognitive functions. “It was a pleasure to play under your direction.”

    Alternately: Wei Ying and Lan Zhan are lesbians, roommates, and idiots—not necessarily in that order.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Lan Xichen just wants his brother to be happy.

    If it means forcing him to continuously interact with Wei Wuxian on a film set, then so be it.

    (Or; a love story in twenty takes).

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    05 Feb 2026

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    “Jin Zixuan,” Wei Wuxian complains that weekend when they’re stood around Wen Qing’s kitchen table with pictures of their friends like they’re detectives trying to solve a case (Wei Wuxian brought the pictures for that moment and that moment only). “Really?”

    “He’s a friend,” Wen Qing defends.

    “Of who?”

    “Mianmian. Yanli.” She’s counting people on her fingers. Wei Wuxian thinks she’d make a great teacher. Or a lawyer. “Lan Wangji. Wouldn’t you like someone to sit and do sudoku puzzles with him as you splash about in the water? Jin Zixuan asks how they’re coming along. Wangji hasn’t filled in a single box because he’s secretly been staring at you from behind his sunglasses.”

    Wei Wuxian goes pink, pushes at Wen Qing’s arm. “Shut uppppp,” he whines. “Lan Zhan and I are best friends. The only reason he’d be watching me is to make sure I don’t drown or something.”

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    Wen Qing wins an all-expenses paid holiday and invites her closest (only) friends.

    Chaos ensues.

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    04 Feb 2026