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    If there’s ever been any doubt in his mind just how much Shane loves this man, it vanishes with the glossy blankness of Ilya’s expression. Blood from a stone indeed.

    “My father was very fair,” Ilya says immediately, and it’s got the rigid, almost mechanical emphasis of something practiced a thousand times. “If I was bad, I pay price. No problem.”

    “I think maybe we have a different definition of the word fair.”

    “Yes,” Ilya admits. “Probably. Shane thinks so.”

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.

    Featuring: email threads, the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, and Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    An exploration of the first few months of Ilya and Shane’s “official” relationship, featuring Shane’s extremely supportive parents who do not do anything by half measures. Starts in September 2017.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    ”Shut up you both, I’m thinking.” Cliff interrupted. “It needs to be embarrassing. You were definitely making me do something embarrassing.”

    Ilya caught his chest dramatically. “I would never. I’d make you drink more vodka. And buy me some more vodka. All of us. We should drink some more right now, I think.” There was a round of agreement around the table, and Ilya registered someone leaving to order more drinks. He nodded with approval at that.

    “I have an idea.” Marlow threw his arm around Ilya's shoulders. “You, my friend, will go to one of Hollander’s games, wearing Hollander’s jersey, and you will cheer for him like the biggest fan that you apparently are.“ Cliff’s smile, Ilya thought, was a little evil.

    Drunk Ilya looses a bet, and he's challenged to wear Hollander's jersey to Shane's game.

    He's not entirely unhappy with the idea.

    Little does he know, it ends up changing the trajectory of their lives.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Tyler Kudirka @neutralzonetyler
    New ep of #NeutralZonePod out now! We’re talking free agency, Voyageurs cup parade shenanigans, and whatever the hell is going on in Columbus

    Emil @emilbeauvier72
    Anything on the Hollander contract?
    Tyler Kudirka @neutralzonetyler
    @emilbeauvier72 a little! not much to say just yet, let the guy celebrate!

     
    shane’s pr manager @holly24
    if shane doesnt re sign in montreal i will kill [remembers sewerslide jokes are bad] troy barrett

     

    or: the events of the long game through the eyes of hockey twitter.

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    12 Jan 2026