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    Voldemort gives Draco Malfoy a task, but it isn't finishing off Dumbledore. In the summer before sixth year, a reluctant Draco shows up in Hermione Granger's muggle suburb to warn her that he has been sent to kill her and her family. Everything changes.

    A Hogwarts/Wartime/Aftermath three-book epic. Book I and II now complete.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    When Hermione Granger is asked to transfer temporarily into the Magical Games and Sports Department to lend her name to re-elected Kingsley’s platform promises, she expects little more than bureaucracy and bruised egos. But when she investigates the next team on the list, she finds herself tangled in much more than quidditch politics. Especially when two familiar Slytherins start getting under her skin.

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    30 Aug 2025

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    Draco Malfoy is not, necessarily, a good guy. Maybe he could have been, once, but he chose differently. Some (everyone) might say he chose wrong.

    After years in Azkaban and an extended house arrest sentence, he is released unto a world that somehow has only gotten worse while he was away… and rather than fix it, he falls right into step.

    Or does he?

     

    The Devil Works Hard

    or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World

    or: Who Needs Love Letters When Instead You Can Write Hate Notes - Draco Malfoy’s Guide to True Love

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    24 Aug 2025

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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    31 Dec 2024

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    A love told over two timelines.

    One of two adversaries, who learn to love in secret.

    One of two lovers, separated by the dividing line of war.

    In the centre, the hearts that thread them together, beating in tandem.

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    23 Aug 2024