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    “They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”

    Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.

    “This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”

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    Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    29 Apr 2026

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    The one where Shane tries to be perfect, Ilya pushes too hard, and an entire hockey team helps search a mountain when one of their own goes missing.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    KAT
    Hi!
    Is this Jane?
    I’m sorry if this seems forward, I’m Kat Carmichael!
    Ryan Carmichael’s wife
    I’m sort of an emissary from the Raider WAGs

    JANE
    I’m sorry, wtf???
    How did you get his number???

    KAT
    I’ve learned not to ask questions when the boys do things
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    "Jane" is added to the Raiders WAG chat.

    Things... happen.

    Featuring: Shane Hollander's influencer cousin, shenanigans, and hockey boys not being subtle.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    The third year of ESPN’s #2019NHLSexiestPlayer poll gets derailed … and the internet finds out something new about Shane Hollander.


    @datemedaddy | Well I thought @ShaneHollander couldn’t be hotter and I’m not afraid to admit I was wrong #TeamShane #ShaneHollander

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    17 Apr 2026