kyme
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dust in my eye by kyme for Otno
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2024
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He lay there long enough for his blood to grow a flower, its petals pitch black from despair, its leaves nourished by his tears. And by the time he left, it had turned to ash.
And so the story goes, if a speck of that ash gets into your eye, your heart will turn to despair, what was once bright will turn grey, all that was wonderful and joyful will cease to please you, and no matter how you look, you will never see a single mote of love.
Yue Qi has to save his beloved from his own despair.
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Plum Blossoms on Snow: Yue Qi's adventures in romance by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2023
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Wait. That was it! Tianlang Jun had possibly the best idea he had ever had in his entire 389 year existence!!!
“Yue Qi, this master knows exactly what you need to do.”
An exercise in how many failed romance tropes Yue Qi is going to go through before he gets his one true love, supported by Tianlang Jun, master romancer extraordinaire.
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Safe and Sound by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2023
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A tiger demon and a cat demon snuggle.
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Best Noodles for Miles Around by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2023
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“What were you doing in that part of town anyway? Lordlings like you don’t bother hanging around there unless they feel like being ‘generous’ or having ‘fun’.” Shen Jiu’s face clearly shows what he thinks of them. He ladles soup into a bowl of freshly boiled noodles, tops it with a lusciously gleaming meat sauce and bright green spring onions and places it in front of Yue Qingyuan. His eyes slide over Yue Qingyuan consideringly.
Yue Qingyuan is saved by a local noodle seller and proceeds to concoct the grandest and most elaborate scheme to win over his beloved.
First step, slurp on the best noodles for miles.
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无处话凄凉 | Nowhere to speak of my loneliness and desolation by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2023
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He was seeing Shen Jiu everywhere, it seemed. Just last week he paused in a busy market, thinking he’d spotted someone who moved like Xiao Jiu did, but in the end it wasn’t him.
It sometimes felt like it never would be.
Yue Qingyuan makes a new friend in an unlikely place.
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Silver Clouds With Grey Linings by a_sourdough_loaf
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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'Fuck! Wei Wuxian is alive!'
Lan Xichen was so startled that he jumped, dropping his tea cup and knocking his knees against the underside of the desk.
"Ah!" He exclaimed, fumbling for the cup with one hand while the other rubbed a throbbing knee.
"Er-ge? Are you okay?"
Lan Xichen waved off A-Yao's concerns with a smile that felt disingenuous, but he could not focus on his friend at the moment. It was absurdly past his bedtime, there were still so many plans and documents that they had to get through, and Lan Xichen just heard his soulmate's voice.*Or*
The events of the series happen, but with the added bonus of soulmates getting in the way. Jiang Cheng just wants to get on with life, Lan Xichen just wants to not be confused.- Language:
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Bookmarked by kyme
16 Feb 2026
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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Bookmarked by kyme
15 Apr 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Absolutely stunning, the detail in the healing profession, the struggles that Draco pushes himself through, the depth of feeling, this is the kind of character development I live for 😭😭😭😭
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Kitty and Bunny Sandwich by lunadiane
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jan 2022
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Born with a bunny soulmark on his chest, Jiang Cheng has always wondered who his lapine-eared soulmate will be, who carries the feline soulmark with black cat ears and tail Jiang Cheng himself possesses.
Going to the Cloud Recesses to study seems like the ideal place to find them, but Jiang Cheng gets more than he bargained for!
Bookmarked by kyme
12 Feb 2026
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Lan Xichen's Little Canine Surprise by daydreamerbee
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2022
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Lan Xichen, who is secretly a dog shapeshifter, wants to cheer up Jiang Cheng since he can't have dogs at Lotus Pier.
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- Part 7 of Twitter Threads
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12 Feb 2026
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Having tied the knot with Jiang Wanyin in an arranged marriage, Lan Xichen is about to have his first night with his intended mate. Will he be able to hide his unrequited feelings for his omega when the other is so beautiful and tempting at the cusp of his heat?
(Happy birthday Lan Xichen, my sweetheart, my sunshine, you get to undress Jiang Cheng tonight as a treat and also rail him into oblivion~ )
Bookmarked by kyme
11 Feb 2026