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If you waterworks, I'll waterworks... by least_common_variant
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
03 Nov 2018
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Shitty knows Lardo is his soulmate... but he can never tell her.
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Dean is not one to pass up chocolate on Halloween, even if it's not technically *his* chocolate.
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Five Times Sarah Winchester Talked To Her House (And One Time Someone Else Did) by least_common_variant
Fandoms: Supernatural
28 Apr 2017
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She'd hoped to contact the spirit of her late husband. What she actually got was something else entirely.
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All That I Say, You Always Say More by least_common_variant
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
22 Sep 2016
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In which Jack and Kent do not bury the hatchet before their first meeting on the ice
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Another deep breath, and he opened the door; the Samwell Alumni Association Senior Meet-And-Greet Cocktail Party - in other words, two hours of Jack's personal hell - awaited inside.
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again and again, even though we know love's landscape by A (mumblemutter)
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
04 Jul 2024
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Scarf Guy takes a deep breath. "Call him," he says ominously, and Glasses looks up at a whiteboard on the wall, covered in photos and printouts.
"He's in class for another hour."
"Who?"
They all turn towards him, looking various shades of stricken.
"Oh no," Dungarees whispers. "This is bad."
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27 Dec 2024
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Interlude: The Story of Steve “Walking PR Nightmare” Rogers, and How For a Short While He Single-Handedly Destroyed the Emotional Health of Eva Laura Ortiz, His Now Ex-Publicist
(Throwback Thursday to that time in 2015 when I decided to just really lean into my incredibly self-indulgent headcanons about Steve Rogers, his politics, and kind of his whole deal. Occasionally people ask why this isn't on AO3 so here it is! Seven-ish years later. I aim to please. Eventually.)
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to be alive is fortune, to be loved is too much by cassisluna
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 天涯客 | Faraway Wanderers - priest
06 Nov 2023
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“Drunk Like a Dream comes from an ancient recipe. I only transformed it into incense to lessen its effects and improve one’s sleep.”
Two years post-canon, Wu Xi accidentally sends them an incense form of Ghost Valley’s Meng Po’s Soup. Temporary amnesia fic, exclusively WOH/drama-based.
Ch1: Chief of the Ghost Valley Wen Kexing spent nearly a whole night torturing the ghost in the dungeon before he spilled all of Hanging Ghost's plans. Exhausted and sick to his stomach, Wen Kexing fell asleep and woke up next to an unfamiliar man in an unfamiliar manor. Did one of the ghosts drug him? It didn't matter. He'll just kill all of them.
Ch2: Just a few days ago, Tian Chuang Leader Zhou Zishu had sent Old Bi to his death, mourning the consequences of his decisions and the death of all his sect-mates. The next morning, he woke up next to a strange, beautiful man telling him that the nails were gone, his meridians were restored, and that he had re-established Four Seasons Manor.
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04 Aug 2024
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Surprisingly Helpful Haunting by nirejseki
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Dec 2021
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When it turned out to be Jin Guangyao’s ghost that appeared in the revealing array designed to show Nie Huaisang the identity of the ghost that was haunting him, Nie Huaisang wasn’t even surprised.
After all, who else would bear him the sort of grudge that persisted beyond death? He was fundamentally harmless – to most people.
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28 Jul 2024
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If Wen Qing had realized sooner that she wasn’t in the afterlife or hallucinating, but had actually traveled back in time, she’d have done things differently. There’d have been less murder, for one thing.
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