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Hermione is most definitely having a psychotic break. It's the only reason she's currently sitting in Malfoy Manor, agreeing to tutor Scorpius on Muggles.
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seven minutes by leotheturtle
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
10 Jun 2024
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you’ve never been a bad girl, but you’re flirting with your reputation the longer you become entangled with one of the most famous bassists in the world, Gyomei Himejima. But it’s so good, you can’t even care that you’re risking it all.
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Poppylan Wilkes is the only child of the deceased mob boss, William Wilkes. To prevent further unnecessary bloodshed, her uncle arranges for her to marry the heir to the Balthuman Clan. She prepares to adapt to her new situation, but her future fiancé's bodyguard poses a problem: he can't stop reminding her of what she's giving up.
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Rei's life is as close to perfect as perfect gets, in her opinion. There's just one thing missing.
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- Part 4 of Off the Court
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What happens between Kanna and Bokuto after they leave the bar. Keep in mind, spoilers for Kuroo's installment of 'Off the Court' within.
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After he killed Harry Potter, Voldemort unleashed a poisonous fog over the world, almost wiping out the entire population and driving the survivors underground. Seven years later, now established at Hogwarts, his Empire is growing stronger and deadlier every year. Death Eaters roam the deserted cities to capture surviving mudbloods and muggles, throwing them into the Empire’s wandless and violent tournament called Numberland. To ensure the players' performance is entertaining to the Purebloods loyal to the dark side, they are ruthlessly trained and kept in the castle.
When Hermione is captured and assigned to Draco’s training, she notices that he’s now paired with a dog that never leaves his side. His posture is rigid, cold and military, masking a brokenness that matches her own. She soon realizes that her desire to win isn’t stronger than her desire to burn the Empire to the ground. And the civil war brewing outside the borders might just help do that.
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22 Aug 2025
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Life with the Malfoys is a lighthearted, slice-of-life companion collection set years after the events of the Second Wizarding War. These short stories explore the everyday chaos, humor, and deep love that shape the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger — now married, parenting two brilliant (and occasionally exasperating) children: Scorpius and Aurora Malfoy.
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Scorpius (clutching his chest):
“I—I trusted you! I thought I was the chosen one! The singular miracle! And now you’re just—what, mass-producing heirs?!”
Draco (dryly):
“You’re still very much our miracle. Just… one with a sibling now.”
Scorpius:
“A sibling?! What if they’re cooler than me?! What if they don’t like Shakespeare?! What if you let them name the cat?!”
Hermione (gently):
“You’ll be an amazing big brother.”
Scorpius:
“I’m eleven! I can barely remember to water my cactus!”
Draco:
“You enchanted your cactus to hiss at guests.”
Scorpius:
“Exactly! I’m not emotionally stable enough to be a mentor figure!”Series
- Part 1 of Life with the Malfoys
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22 Aug 2025
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My little Sunshine by TrillbySkinner for ValorsLady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Aug 2025
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Hermione knew she was good with kids but this was beyond the pale. She had been called down to Emergency for a 6 month old infant boy, the original diagnosis was splinching as he had been apparated in with an injured adult but the minute Hermione looked at him she knew better and immediately cast the counter curse and began healing the open wound on the child’s chest. Someone had cast a sectumsempra on him. The Cutting curse. What sort of person would do that to a baby? It couldn't have been an accident. The hit had been dead on and with a target that small it had to have been deliberate.
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21 Aug 2025
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The Secret Life of Hermione Granger by swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2026
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“I’m leaving,” Hermione responded, turning on her heels and walking back the way her son had come from as she clutched him close to her chest.
The boy watched them over his mother’s shoulder, and Harry’s stomach dropped.
He had seen this blonde-haired, grey-eyed child before. One week earlier, in a picture sitting on Draco Malfoy’s desk. The same Draco Malfoy who had spent the time since the war ended living in France. And Malfoy never named his wife.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Hermione Granger married Draco fucking Malfoy and had a kid with him.
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22 Aug 2025
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The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations by Molivier
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.
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22 Aug 2025