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After MCC by majesty_perfectgrey for cherrybear (Qartaz)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
27 Apr 2026
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the night after Bdubs gives Joel some stress relief, and a few hours after Joel got 11th in MCC.
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Its not fun if they don't fight back by majesty_perfectgrey
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
12 Mar 2026
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Scar (with Grian and Joel) decide a broken plaything isnt fun anymore. With Original Martyn adamantly protecting himself, he is the perfect new target. Au of the starlight scott series
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Recipes for Disaster by LemonPouchy
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
30 Apr 2026
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In a world where the general public doesn't know magic exists, Joel owns a restaurant where he magically infuses the food with flavor. Quite literally magically delicious one might say. Unfortunately for Joel, Etho is a health inspector hell bent on shutting down his restaurant, convinced something illegal is happening. One thing leads to another, and Joel's grimoire/recipe book is stolen. The question is, who took it, and how are they going to get it back?
Written to fulfill the R-Recipe book prompt for the MCYT Alphabet challenge! We are so back baby.
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30 Apr 2026
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The Constellations of Us - A ZITS BDSM au by NightOfStarFall, ripplingriver
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP
02 May 2026
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Stories of ZITS in a kinky polycule ranging from wholesome fluff to pound town.
Started as a PWP oneshot that grew legs and ran head first into plot.
Reminder to check tags on each work - the content greatly varies in terms of ratings and tags!
In rough chronological order, the note will have an updating list of fics that are in definite/necessary order, everything else is just vibes, so if labels (boyfriend vs fiance vs husband) are technically wrong for it's placement, it's all vibes and can be ignored
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30 Apr 2026
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Joel is staying over at a hotel in preperations for MCC, he had been worried about scoring badly again. When it turns out Bdubs has to stay over in his room as well, he finally cracks.
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- Part 6 of Hermitcraft/lifeseries stuff
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23 Apr 2026
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Five Times Etho Held Back with Joel and One Time He Didn't by BlocksRuinedMe
Fandoms: Double Life SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
14 Apr 2026
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"It was exceptionally hard to not twist Joel just enough to kiss him. To pull his hair and start showing Joel what his sadism could give him. To bite his neck, make him gasp, and put Joel’s hand on his aching cock, then whisper filthy ideas to him about all the ways Etho could use and hurt him right now…"
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5 Times Etho forced himself to wait with Joel, to hold back, to not give in to what they both wanted.
And 1 time he didn't.
A sequel/alternate pov for "The Key to His Problem". Context in the author's note if you don't want to read the original!
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- Part 2 of Locks and Keys
- Part 20 of ~Canon Traffic Life
- Part 15 of Can I tell you the good news of SmallEtho? I have this pamphlet...
- Part 3 of Driving After Dark 2023 prompts (plus sequels!)
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16 Apr 2026
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“Didn’t catch on to the whole hierarchy thing goin’ on?” Bdubs pushed, his grin growing at the jingle of a giggle he got for that comment. “You got a lot of learning to do-”
“-I got a lot of learning?”
“-Being the youngest and all,” Bdubs continued over Etho’s interruption, the smile in his voice showing just how much bullshit he was spewing. “Some respect goes a long way.”
And really, that was supposed to be the end of it. Bdubs meant it as a tease, something Etho to roll his eyes at and move on. He didn’t mean for the guy to stare at him with his wide-eyes, something hidden in the back of them that had Bdubs feeling hot under the collar. “So, you want me to ask about anything else, old man?” His voice shook a bit at the taunt, like he wasn’t used to responding this quickly to a conversation that was edging on something even Bdubs wasn’t as experienced in. “The storage, the food situation, potions,”
“Yes, yes, all that sounds good-”
“Where should I sleep, when should I go to the bathroom?”
-Bdubs teases, Etho pushes back, a 12 year long bit occurs.-
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15 Apr 2026