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    Ten-year-old Faina Rozanova has survived more than most children her age. She learned young how to dress herself, cook basic meals, and raise her baby brother, Grisha Rozanov. But when tragedy strikes, Faina's fragile world collapses. Suddenly orphaned, she and Grisha find themselves caught in the impersonal machinery of Russia's child protection system as they face an uncertain future in an unknown country with an Uncle who is a stranger.

    Still hiding their love from the world, Ilya and Shane must find the courage to reach across continents- and beyond their own fears- to rescue Ilya's niece and nephew and provide the pair with the understanding, love, and stability they need so desperately in a world that has otherwise demanded too much from them too soon.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    They spent years competing, years pretending not to care, years learning how to choose each other. Now Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are learning something harder: how to let their daughters choose their own on the ice and off the ice.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @officialilyarozanov
    look what we made 💗 liliyana 💗

    [A picture of Shane Hollander-Rozanov sitting cross-legged in a hospital bed. A sleeping, newborn Liliyana Hollander-Rozanov is cradled against his bare chest. He’s gently kissing the side of her head, but his eyes are fixed on the person behind the camera, shining with unshed tears of pure joy.]

    ↪ Zane Boodram ✅ @boodramzane
    A whole first line. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    ↪ Henri LaPointe ✅ @officielhenrilapointe
    Okay but imagine an entire team of tiny Hollanovs?!?! 🤯

    ↪ 🇸🇪 Oskar Holmberg 🇸🇪 ✅ @hockeyoskarholmberg
    @officielhenrilapointe: Okay, but imagine having and raising AT LEAST six kids?!

    ↪ Conner Young ✅ @conneryoung
    @officielhenrilapointe: okay but lets just be glad they can’t actually knock each other up or we’d have like ten mini rozs terrorizing us already lmfao

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    12 Feb 2026

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    lilybear_1221
    Fuck buddy of seven years left suddenly and won’t respond to my texts. What did I do wrong?

     

    After the great Tuna Meltdown, Ilya takes to Reddit to get advice on what he did wrong using the pseudonyms Lily and Jane.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Shane is sitting above the covers on the bed, which they clearly made by pushing the two twin beds together. “This is my roommate, Shane,” says Ilya. Shane looks up from his phone and shakes his head as he blushes, “you’re such an asshole.”

    Ilya says, “Harris asked if beds were made of cardboard.” Ilya gets close to the bed frame and knocks, showing how sturdy it is. “Is not cardboard, very strong. Hard to break.”

    “Ilya,” Shane says in a tone both reprimanding and chirpy.

     

    Or, Ilya takes Harris’s advice and films videos for TikTok while at the Olympic village.

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    10 Feb 2026