miisfortune



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    Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke.

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    24 May 2026

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    In which Konoha needs to upgrade their plumbing to be more resistant. (Or, the one where Sasuke and Naruto get genin and maybe someone buys a house.)

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    24 May 2026

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    I saw my brother fall in love with a boy, but I'm choosing not to tell him. I'd rather let him come out when he's ready to. Then again, it's hard to keep it to myself sometimes when they're being so obvious.

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    22 May 2026

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    Naruto thought meeting his boyfriend’s extended family would involve dinner, polite conversation, maybe dessert.

    He did not expect to walk into a clan that once ended a corporate war by getting married, whose family tree is packed with geniuses, eccentrics, and people who look like they stepped out of a billionaire documentary—nor did he expect Sasuke to tell him “don’t be nervous” while looking like he’s two seconds away from fainting himself.

    Naruto’s just trying to make a good impression. Sasuke’s just trying to survive his family. And the Uchiha-Senju clan? They’re simply thrilled that Sasuke finally brought home the boy he won’t shut up about.

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    19 May 2026

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    “I’m dreaming, right? This is all just a really weird side effect of Orochimaru’s latest experiment on me right?” Suigetsu wondered aloud as he furiously rubbed at his eyes to 'wake' himself up.

    Sasuke glared at him. “Everything is fine.”

    Everything was not fine! How was a postpartum omega with a baby on his hip supposed to help him get Zabuza’s sword?!

     

    In which Naruto has a breakthrough and Sasuke becomes a single omega parent who kicks ass and takes no names.

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    16 May 2026