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    Not a Bug, a Feature by for Avelera

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    27 Mar 2014

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    In which Thorin is perpetually aroused all of a sudden, and it makes him very grumpy.

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    Have At It by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    22 Apr 2013

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    Thorin Oakenshield, King under the Mountain, is a virgin. His Company gets a little too involved in the matter.

    (Except their burglar.)

    (Especially their burglar.)

     

    Written for this hobbit-kink prompt.

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    Things at which a Hobbit Excels by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012)  

    22 Dec 2012

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    Bilbo is a wanton creature, and Thorin can hardly keep up.

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    In which Bilbo is a bit more experienced than Thorin bargained for... by ,

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012)  

    07 Jan 2013

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    Dwarves don’t use their mouths much in their bed-sport, so Thorin is more than a little taken aback when Bilbo takes his lower and lower…

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    One of These Days (Again and Again) by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    20 Apr 2016

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    “Right,” Fili said. “We need to all stay alive, then. That shouldn’t be too hard.”

    “You try it,” Bilbo muttered. “See how well you do.”

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    By a curse or a blessing from the Valar, Bilbo finds himself repeating the same horrific day of war outside of Erebor again and again. His repeats are always triggered when someone from the company falls. He suffers days and days on his own before the others begin to repeat the day with him.

    One would think that with the whole company, an elf king, and a bowman all knowing what was to come, Bilbo would have an easier time getting them all through the day alive.

    One would think that, wouldn't they.

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