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“So what prompted this call,” Suguru asked. “Checking in on my health?”
“Don’t flatter yourself, old man.” There was something on the other end of the line, the sound of fabric rustling. “I’m just looking for a quick fuck, and you did give me your number. So, like, seemed rude not to use it.”
His words were as casual as they were boisterous. Suguru couldn’t help but think there was something deeper going on. There was no way this was just a booty call from a bored rich kid with an itch to scratch.
“A quick fuck,” Suguru repeated, letting the words sit between them. “That’s what you’re after.”
Or: Geto Suguru gets a call from a bratty twink and is more than happy to take him apart again.
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- Part 2 of Glass House
- Part 8 of Smutty JJK One-shots
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27 May 2026
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that funny feeling by magswrite for maybebabyplease
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
06 Nov 2025
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There’s just this feeling. A little flip-flop in Satoru’s chest. A thing he can’t quite place, fluttery and airborne and nervous, like the moments before the first drop of one of the coasters at Fuji-Q Highland. Satoru’s only been there, like, once, but it’s enough for Satoru to know that that’s the feeling he gets whenever he hears Suguru talk about one of his hookups, or his phone chirps with a Grindr notification.
Unfortunately, The Feeling™ leads Satoru to only one rational conclusion. Like—fuck. Satoru is totally homophobic.
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26 May 2026
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When they stepped into the hallway, it didn’t take long for Suguru to sense something Haibara had just debunked. He paused and tilted his head, to see if he was just sensing a lingering scent from downstairs.
“I thought you said no co-ed?” Suguru asked, continuing down the hall toward his room number. “I can smell an omega.”
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Suguru's new roommate is a prime alpha, just like him. Except Satoru's a special kind of prime alpha--just not in the way either of them think.
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25 May 2026
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Suguru just sighs. “I’m never jerking off again. It’s been totally ruined for me.”
Satoru rolls his eyes. “Yeah, right. Like you could go even a week without whacking it.”
“I could go longer than you,” Suguru says, crossing his arms again. His face gets a pinched look to it, the kind Satoru wants to reach over and smooth out so Suguru’s not all wrinkly in ten years.
Shoko plays with her hair, picking at the split ends. “I kind of feel like this morning is proof that you couldn’t go longer than any of us.”
Suguru scoffs. “I bet I could go longer than all of you.”
Shoko looks up, her eyes sharp. “Oh yeah? You wanna put money on that?”
Listen, Satoru can go ages without jerking off. Way longer than any of his friends. Especially Suguru. So he totally has this contest in the bag.
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15 May 2026
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an astute observation by maybebabyplease
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Sep 2025
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Suguru sighs and presses his thumb to his forehead like he’s trying to stave off a tension headache. “Satoru. You are not gay. You do not need to watch gay porn.”
“I’m not, like, homophobic, though,” Satoru says, offended. “I can watch. It’s not gonna be weird.”
Suguru gives him a long look. “It’s absolutely gonna be weird.”
Satoru just raises an eyebrow. They stare at each other, unmoving, unblinking.
“Fine. Take your dick out. I don’t fucking care,” says Suguru. He hits play.
Satoru’s a really good ally. Such a good ally, in fact, that he’s going to learn to suck dick just to support his best friend Suguru. Which is, like, peak ally behavior and totally not gay at all.
Totally not gay at all. Right?
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12 May 2026