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    If they say why?

    Tell 'em that it's human nature.

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    26 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Luffy just wants to be topped, and none of the other guys will do it. Nami is sick of hearing about it, so she makes an offer.

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    26 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    “I’ll help you,” Luffy says, teasing, sing-song, “but only if you ask nice.”

    Zoro drops to her knees.

    Luffy’s eyes go wide.

    “…Woah.”

    She begged. Luffy agreed. Zoro lost her mind and her knot’s not coming out anytime soon.

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    25 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    Seven minutes in heaven—but Zanka is more than willing to make it seven minutes in hell for a masochist like Jabber.

    And Jabber? Well, he’s committed to making whatever they have last well beyond a mere seven minutes.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    ch3

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    Here’s the thing: Vash Saverem is broke. Not just poor — oh, no. He’s out-on-the-street broke. He’s three eviction notices down and the last one was printed on pink paper. Fired from two jobs within a week flavor of broke. He hasn’t eaten since yesterday morning when he inhaled a granola bar and had to drink directly from the tap to keep from choking.

    So, when he got said pink-papered eviction notice, Vash knew he couldn’t be picky about his employment anymore. When he initially went job searching, all his hope had spiraled down the drain with every page he sifted through. References, high school diploma, good standing, experience… Every single one listed something that Vash simply didn’t have. By the time he got to the fifteenth page, all the listings had been for such specific types of people that it was no wonder they weren’t getting snapped up immediately. Contractors and freelancers and people with connections that Vash could never even hope to have. All except for one:

     

    Personal Assistant to Roberto DeNiro. Entry Level. Looking for an outgoing and affable person willing to learn. Headshot required.

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    26 Jun 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    caught up