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    Welcome to 2025 MHL — where being gay isn’t a scandal, but having the Big Bad Russian Alpha Captain of Boston Raiders openly thirsting over the Pretty Omega Rookie of Montreal Metros definitely is.

    Nineteen year-old Shane Hollander just wanted to play hockey. After a viral scandal – collapsing on the ice and experiencing his first heat on national television during the International Prospect Cup – the Montreal Metros gave him a chance to rewrite his narrative. A life-changing entry contract. A media spotlight. And the title of the first omega in the MHL.

    Enter Ilya Rozanov: twenty-nine-year-old MHL veteran, Boston Raiders captain, and resident villain fans love to hate. An alpha who never forgets a pretty face once he’s seen it.

    And Shane Hollander has a very pretty face.

    A story for those who love confident, experienced Ilya courting a shy and overwhelmed Shane, who tries very hard to pretend he doesn’t enjoy it. Expect a ten-year age gap, primal tension, and an alpha taking care of his Babyboy Shane in public and private. Potential daddy kink.

    Semi-omegaverse. No mpreg. No babies. (I don’t like babies, sorry, lmao.)

    Slow-burn progression.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    “Your heart-eyes for him reminds me of myself when I first laid eyes on my Shane.”

    Luca sunk further into the seat. “That’s- I wasn’t looking at him at all!”

    “Also, Haas looked in love. YOU looked at me like I was gonna give you a disease in that parking lot.”

    After an embarrassing meltdown on the NHL ice costs him his pride, Luca throws himself into a summer athlete campaign with the Centaurs to outrun an internalised fear; that he’ll never be as skilled, confident, or sexually expressive as Ilya Rozanov.

    But when “charismatic-and-charming” Luca starts an unexpected fistfight with hotheaded Filipino-Canadian youth athlete Angelo Perez, summer quickly derails into a dilemma to be seen as mature, a struggle with emotional vulnerability, and confusing, newfound urges, for the very guy he fought on day one.

    Centaur matchmaking. A parallel to the tunamelt gate. A messy summer fling. Finding out what “sparks” are supposed to feel like. And Ilya catches Luca buying condoms.

    And Angelo’s “bad influence” that makes Luca feel—maybe for just one summer—that it's okay to be a little selfish.

    OR; a fan-made imitation of the scrapped Haas book

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    07 Mar 2026

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    11 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Eric Bittle @omgcheckplease

    8/1/2016

    It's college recruitment week here at Samwell University and we've got some of the 'SWAWESOMEST recruits seen in generations!

    Firstly, there's Shane Hollander (age 19) a child prodigy hailing all the way from Ottawa! He's a little shy from the looks of it but it's nothin' a kegster or two won't shake off of him!

    Then there's also Ilya Rozanov (age 19) a talented recruit from Moscow who's been accepted to the international school of business with a full ride scholarship playing hockey! He seems cocky but from what I can tell, he has the skills to back it up.

    Both guys seemed to be at odds with each other during the rush and I heard from the coaches that their so-called "rivalry" and insane skills are gonna propel the team all the way through the playoffs! And as the team's haus manager and official blogger, I believe that it is my job, no, my duty to report to you, the beautiful fans, on all of the ins and outs of this season as we heat up the ice!

    Get ready for a junior year of boots on the ground journalism as Samwell takes the cup!

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    19 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    (an unfinished nigel/alex fic).

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    23 Dec 2025