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"Maya, sweet crazy maya, are you sure this is the plan? And before you get scary and try to punch me - romance tropes and you don't usually go well?", Travis says as Vic nods along. The drinks kept flowing in Joe's bar.
"That was the old Maya! New and Improved Maya, can romance the heck, have not seen me in the last few months? Not even american romance, i can win at italian romance. Gold medalist at romancing Italian" Maya proclaims, she is waving her hands to make the point and most of her beer spills all over the table.
Andy snorts, Maya is drunk and her crazy eyes are out. But. This is not the worst plan she heard. To be honest, Maya being all excited and competitive about it than mopey and sulking gives her hope.
"Ok Romeo, time to say bye bye to these idiots. The quicker we get you to sleep, the quicker you can get on a plane to Italy, and the quicker you can romance your wife. Again. Let's go"
Maya beams at that.
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Carina meets an interesting, over-achieving American while she is back home, taking a break from everything, and she falls in love in 4 days.
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ON HIATUS
Kate and Yelena in a cul-de-sac that sounds very normal and very cool, for normal people. Nothing suspicious at all
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Set 2 years after the events of Hawkeye, Kate Bishop has a fledgling career as a private investigator and one ex-widow as a partner. Well technically, she doesn't pay Yelena salary nor is her name on the website, so unofficial partner. Yelena just moved in one day and never left and Kate Bishop is never one to over think it. Until a new case puts them in close quarters playing a couple. Tbf, Kate probably doesn't overthink it even now. Yelena on the other hand has some thoughts.
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“Enough. Off you all go. Go to the village markets, get the supplies and meet back here at sunset. Do not delay. Do not, QUEST! Do your job and come straight back. Go! Now!”, Willow shoos them off, praying there are no hiccups in the next few hours but knowing – be it his magic or wisdom – with this group, he is not getting that lucky.
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- Part 4 of The long way back
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A kid’s melodious voice speaks in the void, “The mother seems to have some sense of the rhythm of the world. How did you lose it all?”
Kit looks down at the only other presence in the nothingness and confesses, “I don’t remember this. I don’t remember it at all.”
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The victorious group starts their long march back when they get pulled into an unexpected side-quest.
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- Part 2 of The long way back
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The first time Kit cut her hair, of her own volition, she felt clever. The second time Kit cuts her hair, she was furious. The third time she did, she felt calm.
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- Part 1 of The long way back
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Some heroes were made by fate. Kate Bishop had made herself.
Yelena takes in the sight of Kate’s arms covered in Minion-themed bandaids, the black eye creeping out under the obnoxious purple frames of her custom sunglasses; Lucky’s dog leash tangles between the archer’s legs and she stumbles in an attempt to remain standing.
“Kate,” Yelena states flatly, “you look like a total asshole.” Kate nods like she knows this already.
OR: the underground criminal network bites back: in which kate bishop crushes on her roommate, runs the bodega out of bandaids, and tells her mom to fuck off. oh, and drags along an assassin (hot) and two dogs (brainless) with her.
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Storybrooke Singles (or: Emma Swan Decides Not To Die Alone After a Humiliating Snapchat Incident) by coalitiongirl
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
20 Aug 2017
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"To commemorate this achievement and prove just how good at this I am, Storybrooke Singles has decided to take on a charity case.” Zelena claps her hands together. “Someone forever doomed to be alone if not for me."
Emma says under her breath to Regina, “Which desperate sucker did she get for that?” Regina shrugs, tearing off another piece of Emma’s bear claw.
Zelena raises her voice. “And now, give it up for the sad, pathetic lonely woman whose life I’m going to change forever…” Her smile widens. “Emma Swan!”
Regina chokes on her bear claw.
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