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   Of bad design choices and Google Docs by Lumagine

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Feb 2023

   Tags

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   • Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Fluff
   • Crack
   • Light Angst
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Deaf Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • 5+1 Things
   • Established Relationship
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Author complains about subway advertisements
   • Author complains about Google Docs
   • Author complains a lot
   • Why Did I Write This?
   • What Have I Done

   Summary

   “Al Haitham." Kaveh tugs on their entwined hands. Al Haitham does not respond, even though his hearing aids are on. Ignoring Kaveh prompts the funniest reactions, after all. "Al Haitham. Al Haitham. Al Haitham."

   "Yes, Kaveh?" Al Haitham finally relents, deciding that the way Kaveh puffed out his cheeks is not worth having him complain until his ears fall off. Or until his hearing aids spontaneously combust.

   "Look at that stupid condom ad."

   Al Haitham does not look. "Normally, it would take seven beers for you to ask, and in all places, the subway, Kaveh."

   Kaveh scowls at him. "Bastard, I'm just telling you to look at this horrendously designed ad. It's disgusting."

   ~

   Five times Kaveh complains and one time Al Haitham returns the favour.

   Series

   • Part 4 of The Chronicles of Sage Naphis

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   English

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