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    Mydei goes to compete at Okhema's Annual Livestock, Hyrbid and Agricultural Show. However, he finds himself distracted by his main competition for best in show, a bull claiming to hail from a remote mountain village, one who is far too good looking, and far too horny, that Mydei can barely concentrate on the competition at all!

    After competing against each other at the show, Mydei is horrified (and secretly thrilled) to find the bull - nicknamed 'The Deliverer' - appear on his home terf. Phainon is here to do just one thing, to breed Mydei. And he'll be staying for however long it takes.

    Mydei decides to challenge the bull. If he can somehow impress him, then Mydei will let the bull breed him.

    He doesn't intent to make it easy.

    My attempt at a Cow hybrid AU that very much got out of hand! (Cowdei and Bullnon)

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Unexpectedly wholesome and naughty cowdei (and bullnon!)

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    Phainon shoved his own jumpsuit down, cock springing free. He spat into his palm, slicked himself quick. He pressed the head against Mydei’s entrance and Mydei pushed back, taking the first inch with a hiss.

    “I'll be slow,” Phainon growled low. “You'll be quiet.”

    He sank in by degrees inch after inch until he bottomed out, hips flush to Mydei’s ass. Mydei’s arms shook, knuckles white on the bunk frame. Phainon stayed still a moment, letting him adjust, feeling the tight heat clench around him.

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    Phainon finds his routine disrupted when Mydei arrives as his new cellmate. Their relationship takes an unexpected turn when Mydei's heat reveals him as an omega, making him vulnerable to the predatory inmates around them. To protect Mydei from the others, Phainon claims him, providing relief during his heat and establishing a bond that transcends their prison walls.

    Months later, Phainon walks free, leaving Mydei behind.
    A few years later, he meets Mydei with a young child who bears an unmistakable resemblance to Phainon himself.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Cried sad tears, frustrated tears, and happy tears over this fic. Very satisfying.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    It hurts beautifully. That's all I can say.

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    Amphoreus Magazine ✓ @amphoreus
    Congratulations to @phainon for being our Most Eligible Bachelor five years in a row!
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    Phainon Khaslana ✓ @phainon
    Thank you for your votes, everyone! Can’t express just how grateful I am for all your love but, unfortunately, I’m no longer deserving of this title. Haven’t been for a long time actually but I can finally say it because just last week I got married!
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    famous actor Phainon Khaslana reveals that he's married. the internet does what the internet does - it freaks out.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    This needs canon-compliant tag (/j) due to accurate depiction of hsr twitter/x 😂

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    As a dishonored knight of a fallen kingdom, Phainon has sworn his loyalty now to the holy city Okhema, only working in the shadows underneath the Council of Elder's demands.

    When they task him to kill the crown prince known as Mydeimos, he accepts it, even knowing the rumors of Mydeimos being immortal.

    Rumors are just rumors, and Phainon kills Mydeimos, succeeding in his task.

    At least, He was pretty sure he killed him..
    If not for the fact Mydeimos himself shows up in Okhema demanding for his assassin's hand in marriage.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Mydei doesn't know a thing about the art of courting, but he's Moedeimos so anything he does work splendidly on Phainon. Two idiots fumbling each other with a good reason.