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  1. Rec 35

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    Weiss Schnee was a high-ranking celestial being with a flawless record… until someone decided she needed to "work on her interpersonal skills" and banished her to Remnant as a guardian angel. Now she’s stuck in a mortal body, her powers respond to feelings (horrifying), and her charge is a reckless girl with a smile like sunlight and no concept of self-preservation.

    Also her wings keep popping out in a dramatic display every time she gets flustered.

    She's fine. Totally fine.

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    06 Feb 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Work as a prosecutor isn't well-paying or glamorous, but Ruby Rose is determined to fight against the horrific crimewave infecting the city of Vale with all of her intelligence and energy. Yet as she throws away small fish after small fish, the biggest target in her sights, Weiss Schnee, head of the Vale branch of the Schnee Crime Family, dances around her and eludes her grasp.
    But she's gotten close a few too many times for Weiss to be comfortable with, as the Ice Queen of Vale finds herself more and more enamoured with the thrill of being chased by the one person in the city she's willing to consider might be her equal.

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    01 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 25

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    “Maybe you don’t have to say it then. Show her.”

    “How?” You groan. Blake shrugs with a smile, and turns back to her novel. You’re right back where you started now, in the trenches of this problem.

    What do you get the girl who has everything?

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    31 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 39

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    (White Rose Week 2020: goddesses + love at first sight + curse)

    The first time Ruby follows the pull in her chest she is fifteen and curious. It takes her to the forest, deep and dark and dangerous. The winter chills everything, the green pine trees stark against the snow covered ground. That’s where she finds her, the girl—clad in a pale white gown, snowflakes as red as the flush in her cheeks littering the collar of the dress and slowly going down, a spiral. She sees her hair, pure and white as the snow that surrounds them, and stops in her tracks, staring staring staring—and she meets oddly familiar eyes, though they are as cold as ice and twice as pretty. 

    There is a girl in the forest.

    There is a pretty girl in the forest. Her eyes sharp and her chin round, pale freckles across the bridge of a strong nose and an almost delicate set of lips. It awakens something deep inside Ruby’s soul, and she yearns like she’s never done before—it hits her then, how she wants and wants and wants

    (She’s never quite wanted like this before.)

    Or;

    They tell her that her mother was a saint.

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    27 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 77

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    (White Rose Week 2020: secret relationship)

    Your imagination runs wild, and you can’t stop thinking about it, what it would be like to press your lips to her, to run your hands through her hair, to run your fingers through her hair even though you know they'll come away damp from her shower. You can't stop thinking about it, can’t stop wondering what it would be like, getting to feel your lips on hers while you catch a whiff of vanilla perfume and taste the mint of her toothpaste. The idea indents itself into your mind, branding itself in your head as though you were always meant to imagine it.

    You blink, staring (staring staring staring—) and blurt, “Your hair is really pretty.”

    Weiss blinks, and you find yourself blinking back. For a moment you think that is all that will happen to the two of you today, blinking at each other in some silent war like cats, telepathically fighting a battle that neither of you knew anything about.

    Or;

    Ruby can't handle the idea of people thinking that she and Weiss are in some sort of secret relationship. (Mainly because she might actually maybe possibly be totally and entirely in love with her.)

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    25 Jan 2026