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    Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    The sign, standing unassuming outside the Grand Line Coffee Shop in a handwriting Sanji recognizes as Usopp’s, says:

    TODAY YOUR BARISTA IS:
    1. Hella fucking gay.
    2. Desperately single.

    FOR YOUR DRINK TODAY I’D RECOMMEND:
    You give me your number.


    Or, the one coffee shop au where Usopp pulls a prank, Sanji is unexpectedly (read: completely unexpected to him and only him) popular among the male population of their campus, and Zoro just wants to grab a coffee.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    Everyone knows Zoro has the perfect boyfriend—tall, blonde, and handsome. He cooks Zoro’s bento every day, fights as well as Zoro does, and has the clearest, bluest eyes mankind has ever seen.

    Everyone also knows this “boyfriend” doesn’t actually exist.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    The Going Merry Coffeeshop has a Hot Barista. Access to said Hot Barista is blocked by a Surly Cashier.

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    Everybody wants Sanji, including Zoro.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    As the Strawhat crew comes to find, their newest member, Sanji, flirts with anyone that breathes and walks on two legs... with the notable exception of Zoro, which the rest of the crew finds hilarious.

    The impossible thing, though; his flirting actually works.

    In which Sanji has game and really sluts up the place and Zoro is Not Amused.

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    15 Sep 2025