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  1. Rec *

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    "Hello, Julian," Yennefer says coolly. "Listen carefully. We are only having this conversation because it’d make Geralt happy and I'm the best wife in the fucking world. You and I should have sex."

    Jaskier says, "I'm going to need you to elaborate."

    Or: Geralt's biggest fantasy is to watch someone else fuck his wife. What kind of best friend would Jaskier be if he didn't lend a hand?

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    31 Jan 2026

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    THE. PERFECT. FICCCCCCC DARE I SAY THEE CUCKOLDING FIC EVEN HOLY SHIT!!! the pacing of this is DELIGHTFUL (love essi’s aghast interludes) and the way the significance of their first meeting and the miniatures and the arrangement are rewoven into the narrative in increasingly exciting and emotional ways is!! so well done!! hatoful boyfriend mention made me choke aloud btw i’m obsessed with you. love seeing the relationship development too - yen and jask at the start are starkly different to them by the end, and seeing how all of them express love for each other (even when they’re fearful to label it as such) is EVERYTHINGGGG <33 ciri young and queer and struggling in the background hit so deeply but seeing all the love surrounding her too is just. god. what a delight thank you for the food!! :] <3

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    “I’m your lover from a past life,” said Geralt.

    “Oh,” said Jaskier. “Okay. Well. I’ve heard a lot of pick up lines in my time but that, that’s a new one on me, actually.”

    “It’s not a pick up line.”

    “It’s not?” Jaskier sat dubiously back in his chair. “So. Are you – not trying to pick me up?”

     Geralt looked askance. “I guess it’s a pick up line.”

    Geralt and Yennefer live forever; Jaskier lives again, and again. It takes him a while to come around to the idea.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    very emotional about this one. love how you write them. jask’s suspicion and yen and geralt’s withstanding love for him throughout every lifetime is so. sobs. to me. might cry thank you for the food <33

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Then why are you stiff?” Yennefer asks.

    “Oh, nothing, just a few too many days on the road. You know me- human, and all that, it doesn’t matter, I shall get going to the tavern and leave you two to your very fun business exploring each others’ bodies-"

    But before Jaskier has the chance to finish his statement, Yennefer’s hand is sneaking beneath his tunic and yanking it up, undoing the buttons on his doublet with a flick of the finger-

    And revealing bruises painted across his torso with far less precision than artists in Oxenfurt wield their brushes. The difference between villagers and their fears of the unknown and how they stain across every stranger they meet and those taught art by the best teachers in the land, Jaskier supposes.

    Yennefer’s expression snaps from smirk to scowl instantly, just as quickly as Geralt rises to his feet, going to his bag. “Who did this to you?”

    (When some villagers accompany their coin with a lesson for bards who associate themselves with Witchers, Jaskier is ready to tuck himself away from the temptation of touch from a Witcher and a sorceress he is sure don't care about him.

    Said sorceress and Witcher might have something to say about that.)

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    31 Jan 2026

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    loved this!!!! love the introspection in the differing reactions to their motley crew and the misunderstandings that lead them to this point thank you for the food <3

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    THE PERFECT SERIESSSSS each fic is an absolute delight i adore the way they’re characterised here and the pacing + dialogue + general emotional turmoil is weaved into the story :] eagerly waiting (though very patient <33 take all the time you need) for the Major Final Fic in the series but in the meantime thank you for the food!! <333

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    (or, How the Bard Got Hitched and the Court Got Wrecked)

    Wherein Jaskier’s past finally catches up to him. And no, I don’t mean all the people he has $%#@. I mean his REAL past. Although his real past does hold people he has $%#@.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    so fun!!! loved the comedic moments imbued in every moment of storytelling <33 the bees are a fabulous touch 🙂‍↕️ thank you for the food!