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Mac and Dennis Do Some Research by offmylobbyboy
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
08 Feb 2026
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With the internet still out, Mac and Dennis have to get creative in sourcing some material to inspire their 'research'.
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AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? by RainstormRadish for beta_vulgaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2023
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Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?
prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA
In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.
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10 Jun 2025
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You Were Crushed (Just Like Me) by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2016
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Something finally comes of Harry's embarrassing crush on Malfoy. (Well, two somethings. Someones. Whatever. Also all of Harry's friends are terrible.)
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06 Jan 2025
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The Pleasure of Your Company by Jinniyah
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
04 Feb 2011
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It's a hot sultry night in Port Royal, and Commodore Norrington has a night-time visitor.
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26 Dec 2024
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A Fine Man by Elayna
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
01 Feb 2004
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The Commodore wakes up in an unfamiliar bed.
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- Part 1 of A Fine Romance
Bookmarked by damnfew (offmylobbyboy)
24 Dec 2024
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The Subtle Difference Between Fucking and Fucking Over by GoggledMonkey
Fandoms: Arrested Development
14 Jul 2014
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The hardest part about being friends is not accidentally having sex. Written for the AD Kinkmeme
Bookmarked by damnfew (offmylobbyboy)
20 Dec 2024