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    This felt like the kind of friend that Buffy wanted to make. She considered her next move very carefully. Fishing a pencil out of her bag, she leaned across the top of Brie’s desk, then wrote in careful, precise, upside-down lettering: can I sit with you at lunch? :)

    Brie looked up and beamed. She glanced furtively at their homeroom teacher, then scribbled her response: Yes Absolutely!!!

    (Buffy's got a destiny, and her new friend Brie is destiny-free. Really.)

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    02 Sep 2025

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    Ch.10

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    Carl Grimes dies with the cold barrel of a pistol pressed against his temple.

    And then he wakes up.

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    09 Feb 2024

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    Ch.33

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    The whole Umbridge thing makes her want to scream, just a wee bit. It’s seventh year, NEWTs are fast approaching, and she’s not kept a low profile for her entire Hogwarts tenure just to fail her exams horrifically.

     

    A semi/si-oc who wants nothing to do with the plot, like, ever. 

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    22 Jun 2025

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    Ch.5

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    Sherlock Holmes retreats to his Mind Palace to think, to problem-solve. Superman has his Fortress of Solitude, reportedly.
    9-and-five-sixths-year-old Tim Drake has his Blanket Fortress.

    Timmy Drake’s parents go missing.
    He’s the only one who notices.

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    05 May 2025

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    Ch.14

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    Jack was a normal, albeit self-important, young businessman. Up until he wasn't.

    Problem A: He woke up in the body of the unfathomably handsome teenage boy residing in T.M. Riddle's diary.

    Problem B: This apparently meant that he was somehow transported into the world of Harry Potter, a property of which he hardly knew anything about.

    Light at the End of the Tunnel A: He managed to attain a physical body.

    Problem C: Everyone and their mother was of the belief that he was Voldemort's son, and therefore destined to kill them all. Harry Potter himself seemed unshakably sure of the notion that Jack was out to kill him.

    Problem—well, maybe he ought to leave some of the alphabet for everybody else.

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    05 Aug 2025

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    Ch.13

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