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Eileen Snape likes to think she knows her son. Likes to think she sees her son.
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10 May 2026
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Harry Potter and The Great Custody Battle by dajgen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types
28 Jun 2025
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‘Hi. My name’s Harry Potter and I just found out that I’m your distant nephew or cousin, depending on how you look at it. My name was entered in a dangerous competition without my knowing and now everyone expects and is forcing me to compete against my will. The official rules require a blood relative to formally withdraw me but my parents died when I was a baby and my other relatives would gladly see me die. I would really appreciate it if you could help. Thanks.’
Wherein there’s a loophole in the ancient rules of the Goblet of Fire. A DNA test reveals two relatives – other than the Dursleys – who are Harry’s last hope.
Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne.
Just how was Harry going to convince one of them to help him get out of his mess? And can Hermione and Ron please stop trying to get him be adopted by either of the men?
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27 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter And The- so I really am Fate's Bitch? by bookloser
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 May 2026
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Harry Potter was done.
All he had ever wanted was a little less time at the Dursleys. Technically, he got his wish after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries. But he had been picturing something along the lines of a quiet holiday in Italy, not a stint in Azkaban.
One year later, Harry is released, only to discover that Italy is still very much not on the table and, somehow, he’s being sent straight back to Privet Drive.
Fortunately for the plot, Sirius decides that witnessing the murder of a classmate clearly wasn’t enough trauma for one lifetime and drops a small, life-altering detail: Harry’s parentage is not what he thought. And if Harry can survive a basilisk, the Triwizard Tournament, and Umbridge, then surely he can survive a trip to New York to get himself emancipated.
Because what could possibly go wrong?
A new job, a government interrogation or two, and an unexpected rivalry over blueberries later, Harry finds himself wondering why everyone makes such a big deal about Tony Stark.
He’s not going to be that difficult to deal with.
…Right?
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27 Apr 2026
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Rosebud by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
08 Feb 2026
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At the fading height of World War II, British teenager Rey Niima is sent overseas to live with her cousin in a sleepy American suburb. Eager for work, she accepts a local part-time housekeeping position—where she finds herself at the mercy of ill-tempered war veteran Ben Solo.
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22 Apr 2026
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Alex accepts a leading role in a movie in an attempt to make himself too well-known for undercover missions. It (sort of) backfires.
His poor poor costars.
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20 Apr 2026